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Woody
Woody GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
5/2/12 11:17 a.m.

Mom arrested for bringing six year old to tanning salon.

You be the judge...

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57425720/nj-mom-arrested-over-6-year-olds-alleged-tanning-visit/

aircooled
aircooled UberDork
5/2/12 11:20 a.m.

For some reason I can't wait for Thanksgiving again... mmmm... turkey...

This happened in New Jersey! Shocker!!!

BBsGarage
BBsGarage HalfDork
5/2/12 11:23 a.m.

I'm pretty certain the kid didnt actually go in the tanning bed, but the Mom is quite the freak show. Shes 44 and looks 74.

mndsm
mndsm UberDork
5/2/12 11:23 a.m.

I've seen 20 year old leather seats in the junkyard more supple than that womans' hide.

Javelin
Javelin GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
5/2/12 11:32 a.m.

Holy mother of !!!!!!

Cannot be unseen!

DoctorBlade
DoctorBlade Dork
5/2/12 11:43 a.m.

^^ What he said.

Zomby Woof
Zomby Woof UltraDork
5/2/12 11:44 a.m.

Teachers need to do their job and start minding their own business. Yes, that's hideous.

Appleseed
Appleseed PowerDork
5/2/12 11:46 a.m.

Jack Palance approves.

MG Bryan
MG Bryan SuperDork
5/2/12 11:47 a.m.
Zomby Woof wrote: Teachers need to do their job and start minding their own business. Yes, that's hideous.
AngryCorvair said: and that right there is why 90% of the time i think ZW is a berkeleying douchebag.

Grtechguy
Grtechguy PowerDork
5/2/12 11:48 a.m.

Actually I have no problem with this. the child learned something is hot and won't go near them again. By the time she (child)is old enough to be wanting to tan, the mother will most likely have skin cancer & will not want to use the beds

Cone_Junky
Cone_Junky Dork
5/2/12 11:52 a.m.

Even if she didn't put her child in a tanning bed, that woman should be locked up to keep that freak from damaging her child even more.

Lesley
Lesley UberDork
5/2/12 11:54 a.m.

I'm calling BS. She looks like she doused herself with black shoe polish. I've met addicted tanners, none of them look like that.

Quasimo1
Quasimo1 New Reader
5/2/12 11:56 a.m.

WOW! Step away from the tanning bed!

MG Bryan
MG Bryan SuperDork
5/2/12 11:56 a.m.
Lesley wrote: I'm calling BS. She looks like she doused herself with black shoe polish. I've met addicted tanners, none of them look like that.

I'll venture to say the the difference between the addicted tanner you've met and that woman is much the same as the difference between many of the board members here and people who actually have a hoarding problem.

Zomby Woof
Zomby Woof UltraDork
5/2/12 11:57 a.m.
Appleseed wrote: Jack Palance approves.

George Hamilton also approves

aircooled
aircooled UberDork
5/2/12 12:00 p.m.
Lesley wrote: I'm calling BS. She looks like she doused herself with black shoe polish. I've met addicted tanners, none of them look like that.

The video appears to be overly dark. Another picture of her I saw she had more of a baked turkey hue.

slantvaliant
slantvaliant Dork
5/2/12 12:00 p.m.
Lesley wrote: I'm calling BS. She looks like she doused herself with black shoe polish. I've met addicted tanners, none of them look like that.

Compare the video of her talking with what looks like a mug shot at 0:32, as they talk about her arrest. Something's amiss.

BBsGarage
BBsGarage HalfDork
5/2/12 12:02 p.m.
slantvaliant wrote:
Lesley wrote: I'm calling BS. She looks like she doused herself with black shoe polish. I've met addicted tanners, none of them look like that.
Compare the video of her talking with what looks like a mug shot at 0:32, as they talk about her arrest. Something's amiss.

Mug shot was about 2 weeks ago, interview was yesterday 5/1

jrw1621
jrw1621 PowerDork
5/2/12 12:02 p.m.
Lesley wrote: I'm calling BS. She looks like she doused herself with black shoe polish. I've met addicted tanners, none of them look like that.

I agree there has to be some BS. The mug shot color does not match the video color and there could have only been a day or two difference.
Besides, isn't the proper New Jersey color more orange?

Anti-stance
Anti-stance HalfDork
5/2/12 12:37 p.m.

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
5/2/12 1:10 p.m.

Friend's mom used to tan like that. She was at the beach everyday and hour it was warm out and she was not working. Sadly, she died of cancer in her 50s.

She looked less tanned than that woman. Just imagine curling up to that in bed.....

akamcfly
akamcfly HalfDork
5/3/12 8:29 a.m.

White trash - now available in orange!

Luke
Luke UberDork
5/3/12 8:47 a.m.
aircooled wrote: For some reason I can't wait for Thanksgiving again... mmmm... turkey...

DoctorBlade
DoctorBlade Dork
5/3/12 9:03 a.m.

Clip on TV this morning didn't have her looking like Rich Corinthian Leather. Dark, certainly, but not deep-fried.

foxtrapper
foxtrapper UberDork
5/3/12 9:04 a.m.
Lesley wrote: I'm calling BS. She looks like she doused herself with black shoe polish. I've met addicted tanners, none of them look like that.

Agreed. And there are several pictures in there, including one court room picture, where she is much lighter looking.

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