N Sperlo
N Sperlo UltimaDork
5/17/13 4:32 p.m.

The most popular definition of, Nick.

Actually, just stumbled across this and it made me laugh. I have a tiny hootus. The amazing part is dead on, though.

DuctTape&Bondo
DuctTape&Bondo HalfDork
5/17/13 9:20 p.m.

#2 made me laugh out loud.

Reads like something I'd write, you know, if I were narcissistic.

Datsun310Guy
Datsun310Guy UberDork
5/17/13 9:30 p.m.

I don't need to know fellow GRMer's Hootus sizes......

SnowMongoose
SnowMongoose Reader
5/17/13 9:36 p.m.
Datsun310Guy wrote: I don't need to know fellow GRMer's Hootus sizes......

How did I miss "hootus" being a phrase?
D310G: Mine is pretty big, but not intimidatingly so.
Well, to most women, one was scared.

moparman76_69
moparman76_69 Dork
5/17/13 9:59 p.m.

Grizz
Grizz SuperDork
5/17/13 11:04 p.m.

In reply to Datsun310Guy:

Average length, but girthy.

RealMiniDriver
RealMiniDriver SuperDork
5/17/13 11:09 p.m.
Trans_Maro
Trans_Maro SuperDork
5/17/13 11:10 p.m.

6" but thick..

It's like a wheel of cheese. I may not hit bottom but I'll beat the hell out of the sides.

Lesley
Lesley PowerDork
5/17/13 11:10 p.m.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Lesley

Haahaaa... right on the money.

Er, well, maybe #6.

Derick Freese
Derick Freese SuperDork
5/17/13 11:50 p.m.

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Flowmaster&oldid=212180065

I had nothing to do with this, I swear.

Knurled
Knurled GRM+ Memberand UltraDork
5/18/13 3:11 a.m.
moparman76_69 wrote:

Wally
Wally GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
5/18/13 3:47 a.m.

1 is pretty much on the money.

1 wally A wally is infact someone who is very intelligent in some areas but very stupid (alomost unbelievably) in others, eg such as clumsiness.

  1. Wally A dance originated in Philly where a women is bent over, shaking her ass, and a man is dancing right behind her ass. Made popular by the song "Gimme a Wally"

  2. wally Useless, ineffectual person. Or whole dill pickled baby cucumber. Both east London, England. The latter usage is now rare. Pronunciation: WO-lee.

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
5/18/13 5:24 a.m.

Hey, whaddya know? They got it right at #6.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mike

Best compliment I ever got from a girl: 'it's bigger than you think it is.'

ZOO
ZOO GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
5/18/13 5:42 a.m.

I don't want to say too much, but you know, I am a Superdork . . .

Grtechguy
Grtechguy UltimaDork
5/18/13 6:38 a.m.

No complaints here: Just lock up your wives and daughters.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jesse

JoeyM
JoeyM MegaDork
5/18/13 8:00 a.m.
ZOO wrote: I don't want to say too much, but you know, I am a Superdork . . .

n00b

Jerry
Jerry HalfDork
5/18/13 8:44 a.m.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jerry

Somehow I'm thinking they all have the same basic definition at this point... But I'll take it.

mistanfo
mistanfo SuperDork
5/18/13 2:36 p.m.

Jason:

  1. the act of being the sexiest person alive
  2. A very VERY sexy person
  3. Something you would/should name your penis

Uhh?

poopshovel
poopshovel MegaDork
5/18/13 2:53 p.m.
Bag of weed costing $5. Short for "Nickel".

Yo. Lemme get 5 for 20.

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
5/18/13 4:26 p.m.

I believe you could now wrap a nickel bag in a postage stamp thanks to inflation.

Appleseed
Appleseed UltimaDork
5/19/13 12:56 a.m.

100 % troof.

Mike

Mike is often found riding a giant Wildebeast, shooting cannon balls from his nipples and laser beams from his eyes. 99.9% of the time he is the most stunning looking man in the room. He is funny, sophisticated, and loves poon tang. He can kill you with just a look. Everyone wishes they had a friend like him. Mike can also blow your mind with his mind! Mike has the prettiest smile, a velvet touch, and a thick dick.

"holy balls my mind was Miked!"

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