You know what Im gonna do
Im gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible
Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps
And all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for head lights (yeah)
And Im gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour
Gettin' 1 mile per gallon,
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds
In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers
And when Im done sucking down those greeseball burgers
Im gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then Im gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side
And there aint a GD thing anybody can do about it
...well maybe not hot pink, cuz that would be wrong, but pretty much all the rest of that stuff
ohh... I'm a bad treehugger.
I did laundry in an electric dryer....
The things you do when you have a 1 year old.
ultraclyde wrote:
What am I doing for earth hour? BURNOUTS
with a bocephus sticker on your 442?
lewbud
Reader
3/28/10 4:41 p.m.
In reply to 4cylndrfury:
Actually, that would be so right on a 59. Kind of ambivalent towards the 67.
4cylndrfury wrote:
You know what Im gonna do
Im gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible
Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps
And all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for head lights (yeah)
And Im gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour
Gettin' 1 mile per gallon,
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds
In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers
And when Im done sucking down those greeseball burgers
Im gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then Im gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side
And there aint a GD thing anybody can do about it
...well maybe not hot pink, cuz that would be wrong, but pretty much all the rest of that stuff
John Wayne's not dead - he's frozen! And when we find a cure for cancer, we're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? You ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by 15 million times. That's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be.
CJ318
New Reader
3/29/10 7:51 p.m.
I just did what I saw/heard to do. Turned everything off and chilled in candlelight for one hour, it was boring but hey .. I care!
I celebrated Earth Hour by carpooling to the strip club with a few friends.
I guess we were supposed to burn a cat at somepoint being caturday
http://www.vancouversun.com/technology/Environment+minister+fired+Earth+Hour/2742327/story.html
Environment minister's cat fired up for Earth Hour
By Jonathan Fowlie, Vancouver SunMarch 30, 2010 Earth Hour almost ended in cat-astrophe this year for Environment Minister Barry Penner.
While Penner and his wife Daris were enjoying a romantic candlelight dinner, their five-year-old cat, Ranger, set himself on fire by brushing against a flame.
Penner said Monday the couple had spread candles throughout their kitchen and dining room Saturday night for a true energy-free experience. "Suddenly there was a poof of smoke.
"He looked somewhat disgruntled."
Penner said by the time he and his wife got to Ranger, the flames had extinguished, adding the charred cat did not sustain any serious injuries.
"His hair is a little bit singed and his pride is somewhat affected," he said.
Penner added that because it was Earth Hour, they aired out the house to get rid of the smell of singed fur by opening windows, not using a fan.
Penner said Ranger was born in 2005, and that his wife adopted the young cat while she was a ranger in Manning Park.
"He was in rough shape initially," said Penner, adding the cat is inquisitive and virtually fearless.
"He's just such a character ... he's always into something."
jfowlie@vancouversun.com
4eyes
Reader
4/1/10 1:24 a.m.
I burned tires for light, so I could see to spray used motor oil in the ditch in front of my house. That will keep the weeds from growing all summer so I don't have to weedeat.