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DrBoost Dork
4/14/10 3:42 p.m.

So, just a few days ago I find out that I really NEED a time machine. To refresh your memory, read this post.
I've been trying to figure out how to tap into the space time continuum and pricing out DeLoreans and today, Just look what I found while searching craigslist. Now the question I pose to you all are:
What weapon should I bring with me?
Blonde, Brunette or Readhead?

SillyImportRacer Reader
4/14/10 3:52 p.m.

Ummmm....interesting.

AK-47 Redhead

Dr. Hess SuperDork
4/14/10 4:07 p.m.

Yeah, an AK and 10 full mags should do you. Hey, depending on how far back you plan on going, lemme know and you can buy something for me and put it away with your DeLorean.

Jay Dork
4/14/10 4:28 p.m.

Safety not guaranteed!

R.I.P. Don LaFontaine.

Jensenman SuperDork
4/14/10 7:43 p.m.

Hmmm.

M16 (readily available ammo) and a brunette (not as peaky as a redhead).

rebelgtp Dork
4/14/10 8:31 p.m.

Jensenman wrote: Hmmm. M16 (readily available ammo) and a brunette (not as peaky as a redhead).

Well that actually depends on how far back you would be going and also what area would it be in. Also what would the dangers be? I don't think a .223 would do much to a T Rex

stuart in mn SuperDork
4/14/10 8:43 p.m.

Someone's been reposting that time machine ad...I've seen it a couple times before myself, and Jay Leno had it in his "Headlines" bit a couple weeks ago.

Lesley SuperDork
4/14/10 9:13 p.m.

Blonde! I'll go back to the 80s with you... then I get to be 20!

Osterkraut Dork
4/14/10 9:21 p.m.

stuart in mn wrote: Someone's been reposting that time machine ad...I've seen it a couple times before myself, and Jay Leno had it in his "Headlines" bit a couple weeks ago.

It's a bit of a time machine in itself, but it's traveling forward in time from 2006!

Appleseed SuperDork
4/14/10 10:54 p.m.

Mini-gun and a bull dyke. I'd be safe any where, any time.

neon4891 SuperDork
4/14/10 11:04 p.m.

Forget Deloreans, it is just easier to gate out thrue a solar flare. Just need to take a SG team with you for saftey

Kia_racer Reader
4/14/10 11:16 p.m.

Just take a knife. That way you will remember that you are a rabbit. Firearms will just piss the T-Rex off.

Oh, and a brunette, or any woman that is smart. Both book smart and street smart.

rebelgtp Dork
4/14/10 11:47 p.m.

Oh and to answer the question...

spdracer315 Reader
4/15/10 4:24 a.m.

I think you should bring a whole PSD team.

914Driver SuperDork
4/15/10 6:08 a.m.

If you bring an AK-47 and go back to Civil War days, you won't have ammo available. Redheads are pesky but come like a freight train; go forward in time and get a Phaser.

Anybody call this guy yet?