Who has the Home Depot 12' skeleton?

Because I do now. UGH.....

https://www.homedepot.com/c/ab/how-to-maintain-a-12-ft-skeleton/9ba683603be9fa5395fab9010e4bb30c

I pass one every day coming home from work.

The people that live next to my butcher have one. They decorate it for every season and holiday because storing it has to suck, I imagine. Grinch for Xmas, they did an Addams family movie style turkey for Thanksgiving, Uncle Sam for 4th of July, it's pretty cool to see.

We've been talking about getting one but haven't pulled the trigger yet. 

Assembly instructions:  Knee bone's connected to the thigh bone, . . .

A friend bought one last year, or year before.  She was very envious of one in another friend's neighborhood.

A house in a nearby neighborhood has one.  I pass it when ever I take a walk.  And he has it up right now and it is far away from Halloween. 

"The on-off switch for the skeleton is located on the underside of its pelvis. "

Of course it is.

Interesting purchase in May. 

In reply to gimpstang :

Is there really a wrong time to buy a 12-foot tall skeleton? 

Please don’t let me wife see this....

In reply to David S. Wallens :

Ha! Applewife would be the one buying it.

In reply to David S. Wallens :

Ooh if you guys get one, I can see it on the way home from work! Our neighborhood doesn't have nearly enough 12 foot skeletons.