"MOTOR MAJORITY" PROTESTS LeMONS DC RACE

how many get the emails from good old Jay...they always seem to come when i am having problems at work or just in a bad mood and they always put a smile on my face

"MOTOR MAJORITY" PROTESTS LeMONS DC RACE In fight against "immoral engine-swap agenda," group files court case, plans sit-ins at Summit Point Raceway.

Washington DC--A coalition of church groups, concours promoters, earlobe-haired coots, and Porsche 944 owners clubs has requested an injunction against the June 15-16 Capitol Offense LeMons at Summit Point WV (online signups due this Saturday). The self-proclaimed "Motor Majority" picketed in front of the Supreme Court last week, carrying signs such as "One Engine, One Chassis" and "God Hates Fabs."

Claiming LeMons' "radical engine-swap agenda" encouraged teams to replace blow-uppy mills like the Toyota 20R, GM 2.8-V6, and anything ever constructed by Audi with "hedonistic junkyard alternatives," MM chief spokescoot Maurice 'Moe' Parr said "Nature's plan is one engine, one car, one marque. By promoting unnatural congress between an MR2 and an aircraft radial, or a BMW and a Chrysler Slant-6, or a 300ZX and a Saab Turbo 4-banger, LeMons' free-wheeling, poly-motor lifestyle threatens the very fabric of normal, healthy, red-blooded car collecting. What's next: Multiple engines in one racecar?"

Parr shuddered visibly upon learning that LeMons already hosts several such vehicles.

In its official response, LeMons' legal counsel Cassie Boies-Olson said, "What consenting mechanics do behind closed garage doors is nobody else's business. True freedom embraces all marques and encourages stable marriages between all powertrains and chassis. This group's hate speech would deny equal protection to a huge range of vehicles, from Dodge's new Fiat-4 Dart to Team Firekatz' awful ZX-powered Trans-Am. It can not and will not be tolerated." Boies-Olson vowed that Capitol Offense would continue as planned, and asked the public to register now in support.

For full Washington DC/Summit Point details, click here. To sign up, click here.

Contact: Jay Lamm, Chief Perp 5675-C Horton St, Emeryville CA 94608 510.655.5980 x23 (Jay direct) jay@24hoursoflemons.com

had to read this a couple of times... and I'm still not sure if it is a late April fools prank

That's just plain satire, that is. Doesn't matter if it's April 1 or not. And it's funny.

That frickin' hilarious!

Now someone needs to buy a Dodge Swinger and perform a swap durring the race!

All their race announcements and registration reminders are expertly written comedic gold.

I would think he was against rear-engined cars too. Saying that's just immoral...

Brilliant marketing and promotion, brilliant and hilarious.

Very funny. One engine, one chassis. Too much. As an earlobe haired coot I appreciate this message.

Now that this is handled, I can get back to drafting my amicus curiae brief in support of a declaratory judgement that the 924 and 914 are both actually Porsches and not Audis or VWs.

God hates fabs, awesome.

Very well done and funny!! "Unnatural congress between a MR2 and an aircraft radial" that's gold Jerry, pure gold!!

Maurice 'Moe' Parr wrote: What's next: Multiple engines in one racecar?

Someone needs to introduce him to the Little Lamb-orghini. http://www.littlelamborghini.com/

Feedyurhed wrote: Very well done and funny!! "Unnatural congress between a MR2 and an aircraft radial" that's gold Jerry, pure gold!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L7CTt3HvQQ

Proof of said contraption......taken from in car view of the Gaguar MetroSHO.

I freaking love the station wagon school bus

he catches me everytime with these. they mix their point in so well. to get on their mailing list just go to the web site and ask for information

I feel much better now. Thank you.

Wonkothesane wrote: Ah, dammit, it was right on the main page! "Not enough spam? Get ours!"

and believe me they will "spam" you but its great reading

Hmmmm, a radial engine...

16vCorey wrote:

Maurice 'Moe' Parr wrote: What's next: Multiple engines in one racecar?

Someone needs to introduce him to the Little Lamb-orghini. http://www.littlelamborghini.com/

yeah, and Bryce must be around here somewhere...

e_pie wrote: God hates fabs, awesome.

Haaahaaaaa!!

Well played Mr. Lamm

just got this little reminder

"LAST REMINDER: SUMMIT POINT APPS DUE SATURDAY!

The headline doesn't lie: Sign up for LeMons Capitol Offense '13 by this Saturday or miss the Hyperfest-laden hootenanny. Race dates are June 15-16, the track is Summit Point, and the crowd next door at Hyperfest is tattoo- and meth-errific. For full event deets click here, to sign up online click here. Best & thanks--JL "

hyperfest-laden hootenanny............Hyperfest is tattoo- and meth-errific

Jerry wrote: I would think he was against rear-engined cars too. Saying that's just immoral...

"If a car takes an engine in the place meant for luggage, what has happened to both is an abomination, and it should surely be sent to the crusher." - Purist's Bible, Loopy Larry 20:13

4cylndrfury wrote: yeah, and Bryce must be around here somewhere...

Yeah...obviously, the swap humor wasn't lost on me.

Bryce

"God hates fabs"

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Jeez, that Lamm character thinks he's a comedian or something.

Oh, wait...

I really look forward to these in my inbox.