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There's a Datsun 411 wagon for sale, just previous to exit 203, heading west on I-44 (a few miles west of Cuba, MO). It is white and sitting behind a wire fence right next to the interstate, placed to be seen. You'll see it easily if you're driving along there, heading west, and looking to the right. The price written on it is $600 but it has been sitting there for at least a couple months. I have not seen it up close, but I noticed some rust on the rear quarter behind the wheel.
I just thought I'd pass this along in case it tickles someone's fancy.