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Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
5/24/12 6:55 a.m.
curtis73 wrote: Username: Curmudgeon Age: 53 About me: Looking for love or a reasonable facsimile therof Looking for: Someone with a pulse. Thready pulse OK. Helps to have a back yard full of non running British cars. Send picture of cars.

Fixed.

fasted58
fasted58 UltraDork
5/24/12 7:03 a.m.

IBT content

audio NSFW... at all

David Allen Coe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuJ7EUpDRl8

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
5/24/12 7:03 a.m.

nicksta43
nicksta43 HalfDork
5/24/12 7:11 a.m.

I have severe allergies to cats. Those would be off limits until without serious decontamination.

pinchvalve
pinchvalve GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
5/24/12 8:02 a.m.

Guys like small boobs? So you would go for the girl on the left in all these shots?

May I suggest medication, or perhaps a lobotomy?

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
5/24/12 8:12 a.m.

Don't get me wrong, I likes boobies. But for instance in the bottom pic I'd be looking harder at both the one on the left and the one on the right. Other than the knockers, the one second from left just isn't that cute. The tall one is a possibility, depends on her eyes.

All 3 in the top and 3rd pic scream 'high maintenance'. The second pic... man they are still in high school. Old dudes like me go to jail for crap like that.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand UberDork
5/24/12 8:16 a.m.

Each of those pics contains 1 girl with boobs much too large for my taste.

N Sperlo
N Sperlo UberDork
5/24/12 8:18 a.m.

Woody
Woody GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
5/24/12 8:18 a.m.

Big boobs don't fix ugly.

92CelicaHalfTrac
92CelicaHalfTrac MegaDork
5/24/12 8:21 a.m.
pinchvalve wrote: Guys like small boobs? So you would go for the girl on the left in all these shots? May I suggest medication, or perhaps a lobotomy?

Amanda Wenk always gets a pass. She can be the exception here.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker UltimaDork
5/24/12 8:31 a.m.
Curmudgeon wrote: Huh. At age 53, I'll take 'still warm and can nod her head'.

Heat optional. Marionettes OK.

02Pilot
02Pilot Reader
5/24/12 8:48 a.m.

There's something mesmerizing about serious cleavage. You simply cannot help but to have your gaze drawn to it. This effect is not limited to guys, according to photographic evidence.

Woody
Woody GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
5/24/12 8:57 a.m.

Natural follow up to that photo:

Alan Cesar
Alan Cesar Associate Editor
5/24/12 9:11 a.m.

Threadlock in 3... 2...

We all know how to search Google Images for "cleavage" and "boobs." Please keep your boobs to yourself, or go share it elsewhere.

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