wbjones
PowerDork
4/17/13 7:41 a.m.
just passed from the uberdork class to the power dork level ... hasn't changed anything that I can see ..... though I did look at the leader-board and see just how much I still have to learn .. maybe that's why nothing seems different ...
when do I get my next lever de-coder ring and learn the new handshake ?
The handshake takes years to learn, and a lifetime to master.
I would probably be right there with you if I hadn't lost my tally in the change over.
Punk kids, thinking they have the right to these things...
JoeyM
MegaDork
4/17/13 8:13 a.m.
http://grassrootsmotorsports.com/forum/grm/i-made-dork/55336/page1/
JoeyM wrote:
With each level you'll gain new powers. For instance, at superdork, you will be given a cape, so you can fly, and you will be given a map that leads to the mysterious underground cave that all of the world's 10mm sockets have been migrating to for the last 50 years.
Some say that if you reach MegaDork, you are given the keys to a 2.0 liter gremlin, and you are taught all seven of the GRM secret memes. (I'm only up to three.) I revealed two of the secrets in the past week, and suspect that I have said too much....I need to go. My sources tell me there's a cement mixer starting up
In the beginning I was careless with the power, furthering my own selfish ambitions. But, then, like Spiderman before me... an ironic plot twist added a darker subtext to my character through the elimination of a shallow, poorly developed uncle figure. Now I only use it for the good of mankind.
mtn
PowerDork
4/17/13 8:33 a.m.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:
In the beginning I was careless with the power, furthering my own selfish ambitions. But, then, like Spiderman before me... an ironic plot twist added a darker subtext to my character through the elimination of a shallow, poorly developed uncle figure. Now I only use it for the good of mankind.
Dude, we keep telling you that isn't a power. You should really get it checked out by a doctor. And it is starting to smell.
DrBoost
PowerDork
4/17/13 8:52 a.m.
I've never looked at the leaderboard before. I just did. Looks like I'm close to overtaking Alfadriver. I've ridden with him on an autocross course, so this is the only way I could EVER overtake him.
Just over 900 posts until my next "level up". If I forgo eating, bathing, and sleeping, I can do that in what, 2 or 3 days?
With great power comes great responsibility grasshopper
wbjones wrote:
just passed from the uberdork class to the power dork level ... hasn't changed anything that I can see ..... though I did look at the leader-board and see just how much I still have to learn .. maybe that's why nothing seems different ...
when do I get my next lever de-coder ring and learn the new handshake ?
You act like those at the top know anything.
It's not about the getting there. It's about the journey!
You are all still just a bunch of dorks.
you grow a marsupial like pouch
600 posts to this thread?