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wbjones
wbjones PowerDork
4/17/13 7:41 a.m.

just passed from the uberdork class to the power dork level ... hasn't changed anything that I can see ..... though I did look at the leader-board and see just how much I still have to learn .. maybe that's why nothing seems different ...

when do I get my next lever de-coder ring and learn the new handshake ?

pinchvalve
pinchvalve GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
4/17/13 7:44 a.m.

The handshake takes years to learn, and a lifetime to master.

spitfirebill
spitfirebill UberDork
4/17/13 7:49 a.m.

I would probably be right there with you if I hadn't lost my tally in the change over.

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
4/17/13 7:50 a.m.

Punk kids, thinking they have the right to these things...

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
4/17/13 8:12 a.m.

He's leveling up!

JoeyM
JoeyM MegaDork
4/17/13 8:13 a.m.

http://grassrootsmotorsports.com/forum/grm/i-made-dork/55336/page1/

JoeyM wrote: With each level you'll gain new powers. For instance, at superdork, you will be given a cape, so you can fly, and you will be given a map that leads to the mysterious underground cave that all of the world's 10mm sockets have been migrating to for the last 50 years. Some say that if you reach MegaDork, you are given the keys to a 2.0 liter gremlin, and you are taught all seven of the GRM secret memes. (I'm only up to three.) I revealed two of the secrets in the past week, and suspect that I have said too much....I need to go. My sources tell me there's a cement mixer starting up
Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
4/17/13 8:29 a.m.

In the beginning I was careless with the power, furthering my own selfish ambitions. But, then, like Spiderman before me... an ironic plot twist added a darker subtext to my character through the elimination of a shallow, poorly developed uncle figure. Now I only use it for the good of mankind.

mtn
mtn PowerDork
4/17/13 8:33 a.m.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: In the beginning I was careless with the power, furthering my own selfish ambitions. But, then, like Spiderman before me... an ironic plot twist added a darker subtext to my character through the elimination of a shallow, poorly developed uncle figure. Now I only use it for the good of mankind.

Dude, we keep telling you that isn't a power. You should really get it checked out by a doctor. And it is starting to smell.

DrBoost
DrBoost PowerDork
4/17/13 8:52 a.m.

I've never looked at the leaderboard before. I just did. Looks like I'm close to overtaking Alfadriver. I've ridden with him on an autocross course, so this is the only way I could EVER overtake him.

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 UberDork
4/17/13 8:57 a.m.

Just over 900 posts until my next "level up". If I forgo eating, bathing, and sleeping, I can do that in what, 2 or 3 days?

aussiesmg
aussiesmg UltimaDork
4/17/13 9:17 a.m.

With great power comes great responsibility grasshopper

Swank Force One
Swank Force One MegaDork
4/17/13 9:19 a.m.
wbjones wrote: just passed from the uberdork class to the power dork level ... hasn't changed anything that I can see ..... though I did look at the leader-board and see just how much I still have to learn .. maybe that's why nothing seems different ... when do I get my next lever de-coder ring and learn the new handshake ?

You act like those at the top know anything.

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 UberDork
4/17/13 9:24 a.m.

It's not about the getting there. It's about the journey!

Dr. Hess
Dr. Hess UltimaDork
4/17/13 10:38 a.m.

You are all still just a bunch of dorks.

Dr. Hess
Dr. Hess UltimaDork
4/17/13 10:38 a.m.

And post whores.

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
4/17/13 12:24 p.m.

As a PowerDork...

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
4/17/13 12:24 p.m.

you grow a marsupial like pouch

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
4/17/13 12:24 p.m.

in your undercarriage

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
4/17/13 12:25 p.m.

for the battery pack.

Dr. Hess
Dr. Hess UltimaDork
4/17/13 12:39 p.m.

Do I need

Dr. Hess
Dr. Hess UltimaDork
4/17/13 12:39 p.m.

to add

Dr. Hess
Dr. Hess UltimaDork
4/17/13 12:40 p.m.

600 posts to this thread?

mtn
mtn PowerDork
4/17/13 12:46 p.m.

MOAR POST WHORING!

yamaha
yamaha UltraDork
4/17/13 12:58 p.m.

Holy crap

yamaha
yamaha UltraDork
4/17/13 12:58 p.m.

I managed

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