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bgkast
bgkast GRM+ Memberand Dork
12/5/13 11:13 p.m.

My Mom sent me this from the local paper back home, this is one of my High School Classmates.

http://www.southwhidbeyrecord.com/entertainment/233483851.html

Does penis size matter? Clinton native Patrick Moote believes he has answered the long sought-after question in his new documentary film.

The film, called “Unhung Hero,” stars Moote in a journey around the world to answer the simple but sometimes taboo question.

The 2002 South Whidbey High School graduate began his search after a failed proposal to his then-girlfriend at a UCLA basketball game went viral on Youtube. Her reasoning, he later learned, was because of the size of his penis. More than 10 million hits and several Youtube responses later, Moote wanted to find out just how important a man’s genitalia really is.

A special one-night-only screening of the film, directed by Brian Spitz, will begin at 10 p.m. Saturday, Nov. 30 at the Clyde Theatre followed by a Q-and-A session with Moote.

He started working on the “(penis vernacular)-umentary,” as he describes in the film, in the beginning of 2012. In the movie, he and a team of three set out to find answers by asking people on the street, consulting sexologists and porn stars, and taking a lot of pills.

“The question hadn’t been asked like this and not openly talked about it,” Moote said. “It could have gone horribly wrong.”

Moote sampled many growth solutions, from pills to suction gadgets, and even a new form of weightlifting.

But while the team was filming, they began to realize there was more to the issue than just size.

“I knew I didn’t want to make a 90-minute (penis vernacular) joke,” he said. “It was about insecurities — real or fabricated — and how do you deal with them. That’s what it became about.”

The film helps people embrace insecurities and start a dialogue about it, he said. Once people start to talk, it diffuses the situation.

“What was important at the beginning wasn’t what was important at the end,” Moote said. Patrick Moote

Since the film was made, Moote has received a lot of positive feedback from reviews and in person. He said people have come up to him to share their own insecurities during screenings, which was rewarding for him.

The film has screened at SXSW, Traverse City Film Festival, Open Roof Festival in Toronto and the Seattle International Film Festival.

The film also features several faces in the community from Moote’s life, including his family, friends, childhood pediatrician and ex-girlfriends. The film will be released on DVD in late November or early December.

“I’m proud of this penis documentary,” he said. “It’s a cool project, I don’t know what it will do for my career, whether it helps or hurts.”

Moote is currently working on several projects with his production company, All Mod Cons. He started the company with another Whidbey native, Jordan Albertsen. He also launched a podcast channel with his brother, Brian, called Moote Points.

Moote will be on the island for a short two-day trip and available for questions before and after the showing, most likely at Mo’s, he said.

“I’m not going to lie, I get more nervous about hometown screenings than any other screenings,” he said. “But I also believe in the message behind the film — that makes it easy.”

petegossett
petegossett GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
12/6/13 5:28 a.m.

That's pretty cool he set out to do something like this, rather than hide in the shadows and hope no one recognized him from Youtube!

JohnRW1621
JohnRW1621 UltimaDork
12/6/13 6:10 a.m.

Now, if someone could just stop by and recommend where to watch it online. Perhaps that recommendation could come in between midnight and 6 am.

HappyAndy
HappyAndy SuperDork
12/6/13 6:16 a.m.

Betcha he drives a Brodozer

Dr. Hess
Dr. Hess MegaDork
12/6/13 8:33 a.m.

New Corvette?

pinchvalve
pinchvalve GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
12/6/13 8:40 a.m.

"Penis Size Doesn't Matter" is what people with a small penis say. It's like saying rain on your wedding day is good luck or getting pooped on by a bird is a sign of good fortune. BullE36 M3.

Duke
Duke UltimaDork
12/6/13 8:40 a.m.

Cool project. I would like to see the film.

And, I definitely think that the term penis vernacular needs to find its way into the flounder lexicon.

Duke
Duke UltimaDork
12/6/13 8:41 a.m.
pinchvalve wrote: "Penis Size Doesn't Matter" is what people with a small penis say. It's like saying rain on your wedding day is good luck or getting pooped on by a bird is a sign of good fortune. BullE36 M3.

BullE36 M3 or not, I'm stuck with what I've got.

N Sperlo
N Sperlo MegaDork
12/6/13 8:44 a.m.

Was his penis too big or too small?

(I know, I know, it says it indirectly, but still...)

JohnRW1621
JohnRW1621 UltimaDork
12/6/13 8:50 a.m.

Movie trailer and more:
(only slightly less than safe for work)
http://www.rollingstone.com/movies/videos/patrick-moote-has-a-penis-problem-20131126

mattmacklind
mattmacklind UltimaDork
12/6/13 8:50 a.m.

There was a British documentary very much about the same things, and pretty funny too.

N Sperlo
N Sperlo MegaDork
12/6/13 8:57 a.m.
JohnRW1621 wrote: Movie trailer and more: (only slightly less than safe for work) http://www.rollingstone.com/movies/videos/patrick-moote-has-a-penis-problem-20131126

...this puts things into perspective... giggity...

bgkast
bgkast GRM+ Memberand Dork
12/6/13 9:25 a.m.

I watched the trailer. That's my pediatrician with the crazy white hair, and those two girls he interviews were also my classmates. I feel like I'm living in some bizarro would.

JohnRW1621
JohnRW1621 UltimaDork
12/6/13 9:27 a.m.

Did you serve as size comparison for either classmate?

yamaha
yamaha PowerDork
12/6/13 10:53 a.m.
JohnRW1621 wrote: Did you serve as size comparison for either classmate?

They could have thought it was BG the movie was about......we don't really know, do we?

dculberson
dculberson UltraDork
12/6/13 10:56 a.m.

Penis vernacular.

Jerry From LA
Jerry From LA Dork
12/6/13 10:58 a.m.

Some SPAMmer goes trolling for dollars by googling "penis size" and up pops this thread. Prepare for the Boner Pill Canoe Armada coming soon to a bulletin board near you.

bgkast
bgkast GRM+ Memberand Dork
12/6/13 10:59 a.m.

I ruined him for his girlfriend.

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
12/6/13 11:01 a.m.

It's the magic of the Magician, not the size of his wand that pulls the rabbit out of the hat.

Lesley
Lesley PowerDork
12/6/13 11:20 a.m.

Poor guy. Those public proposals always make me uncomfortable – imagine how awful that was, for both of them.

Duke
Duke UltimaDork
12/6/13 11:24 a.m.

Yeah, and add in that you should never ask a question like that if you don't know the answer...

Maroon92
Maroon92 MegaDork
12/6/13 11:40 a.m.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
12/6/13 12:11 p.m.
Lesley wrote: Poor guy. Those public proposals always make me uncomfortable – imagine how awful that was, for both of them.

I had free tickets to an Eagles home game and at half time a local guy proposed to his lady at the 50 yard line and they had him up on the Jumbo-tron. They were all dressed up and smiling. She clearly was already aware it was coming. 50k people booed, shouted insults/profanity and threw garbage and our last Jumbo-tron image was of the newly engaged couple running, man shielding his sobbing bride-to-be as tears and mascara streaked down her cheeks.

It was awesome.

Ian F
Ian F UltimaDork
12/6/13 12:19 p.m.

In reply to Giant Purple Snorklewacker:

Ah... Eagles fans... gotta love 'em...

In reply to Lesley:

Yeah... private ones can be pretty awful too...

JThw8
JThw8 PowerDork
12/6/13 12:51 p.m.
914Driver wrote: It's the magic of the Magician, not the size of his wand that pulls the rabbit out of the hat.

I once had a friend say to the group, in front of his wife, the old adage, "It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion in the ocean..."

His wife, completely deadpan: "Oh honey, no, it's the size of the boat"

He was crestfallen...(and divorced some time later)

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