Can you believe I made the transition from Half-Dork to Dork and didn't even notice? Funny, I don't feel any different. Don't I get a cake or something?
Can you believe I made the transition from Half-Dork to Dork and didn't even notice? Funny, I don't feel any different. Don't I get a cake or something?
So what are the steps anyway ? I am still a new reader at 76 post?
Paul B
Think a 100 posts gets you to half-dorkism
1000 gets you to dorky
Hey, I hit SuperDork and I didn't feel the need to make even one post announcing it to everyone! I get to be really smug now right?
...Wait. Aww, crap.
I feel it shows a solid core of dorkiness not expressed in my current title that I felt compelled to look around at people's post numbers to try to figure out when I would progress. I don't recall them all, but I'm afraid 100 only gets one from "New Reader" to "Reader".
thats right, i forgot "Reader"
1988RedT2 wrote: ...Funny, I don't feel any different...
That's because you were a dork all along. 
There really should be an index somewhere, but I don't think there is. So...
200 = reader
500 = HalfDork
1000 = Dork
2000 = SuperDork
3000 = UltraDork
4000 = UberDork
5000 = PowerDork
7000 = UltimaDork
10000 = MegaDork
Donebrokeit wrote: So what are the steps anyway ? I am still a new reader at 76 post? Paul B
Click on the word "Leaderboard" which is top of page near FAQ.
From there, see the top 10 Dorks, hit "more" to expand to full list.
Sort through the pages there to see the levels.
I think the gift levels are:
Android Phone
Netbook
XPS Laptop
MacBook
Just wait by your mailbox...
Power-to-Mega = Not enough wrench time
In reply to Tom Heath:
Based on bravenrace and Jay above, looks like the reference list is missing SuperDork at 2000?
As if I needed to worry about that anytime soon...
Tom Heath wrote: There really should be an index somewhere, but I don't think there is. So... 200 = reader 500 = HalfDork 1000 = Dork 3000 = UltraDork 4000 = UberDork 5000 = PowerDork 7000 = UltimaDork 10000 = MegaDork
I love it of how bravenrace (the poster above you) is a superdork and you just plain ignore him 
999
UberDorks unite!
Ignored.
ansonivan wrote: 999
Don't game the system 
Dont hate the playa, hate the game.
Would it be exceedingly dorky of me to suggest that the level names appear to be out of order? I mean, shouldn't "Ultimadork" be higher than "Megadork?" Also "Powerdork" would logically be lower than Ultradork, wouldn't it?
1988RedT2 wrote: Would it be exceedingly dorky of me to suggest that the level names appear to be out of order? I mean, shouldn't "Ultimadork" be higher than "Megadork?" Also "Powerdork" would logically be lower than Ultradork, wouldn't it?
Yes.....:Literature Dorks need not apply
To 1988 Red T2: ^^^^^this. Agreed.
If you have to ask you aren't dorky enough.
In reply to HiTempguy:
Yeah yeah, everybody's a critic.
Notice how low the rankings are for the actual employees (that have to be here.)
Of course, those employees probably have mega ratings over at Improv-Parrot . com
Congrats on your new prestigious title. With great power comes great responsibility.
dorks are so cute
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