Winter Festival with how men should

I'll bet the guy's head in the top pic is in a canoe.

Guy in the bottom pic looks like did a lot of canoeing before he discovered cheeseburgers and Pearl Jam hair.

Without seeing the original canoe, these two posts are so weird.

this is now the worst thread at GRM

JoeyM wrote: this is now the worst thread at GRM

Definitely worse than pistachios.

Definitely.

I don't like being outdone.

This is so LAME!!

I think I have a hangnail.

also Miata or something.

In an attempt to reclaim the title for 'worst thread', I give you:

In reply to Taiden:

Seriously? You added bacon for moar worse?

I have to make this thread better than my thread, thus large amounts of bacon!

In reply to Taiden:

Sorry, slow on the uptake. I thought you were trying to crater this thread and claim it as your own.

Now I see that you must save this thread to destroy (er, save) your own...

Oh look, there's Jalopnik.....

[...putting the suckage back into the thread...]

JoeyM wrote: Oh look, there's Jalopnik..... [...putting the suckage back into the thread...]

And it brought the rest of the Gawker network with it!

[assisting...]

Taiden, you're not going to win. Even bacon can't stand up to Hairy Speedo Guy. He just eats it all.

If were gonna fubar this thread...

The little guy thinks this is the worst thread.

Curmudgeon wrote: Without seeing the original canoe, these two posts are so weird.

This isn't my first day being accused of outright strangery, thankfully.