Update Time!
I gave myself a deadline of the end of March to unload my CSX to its new owner, and the Trans Am was stuck in front of the garage where the CSX resides, and not running. Last time I tried starting it, the car did it's best to self immolate in protest. Hooking up the battery resulted in lots of sparks, melty smells, and smoke. That's never good. So today, it was finally nice out, so I went outside and got to work trying to figure out what the berk was going on.
That's the car as it sat this morning. Man, it's getting rough. It's got the "ratty musclecar" theme going for it though.
Here's what was going on with the starter. The headers I have (Summit 4-tubes) SUCK. They hit everything, and not even a mini starter will fit with them in there. The last starter lasted 10 years until the heat cooked the solenoid. The wires touch everything, which leads me to...
The power wire from the battery was resting directly against the block, which is not good. Even worse: the wire began to melt and then burn when I hooked up the battery! Ouch. There is heat wrap on the wire, but not at the very end, so that was the weak link.
I pulled the wire out and had a look at the damage. As gross as this is, I was able to clean it up, pull the heat wrap down a bit further, tape it up, and call it good. I will probably replace this down the road, but to get the car going, this was fine.
So, I get under there, get the wires in a better spot thanks to a wire holder on the firewall that I didn't ever see in the 14 years of owning the thing, and I see this on the S terminal of the solenoid. Luckily it was under a lifetime warranty, so I ran to the parts store and got another one.
Here's the new one in place, and the wires hooked up. Note the giant burn mark on the block. That's where the wire was before, and where it was touching. Not much space down here, but it's not touching anymore!
After charging the battery up, the car shook off the cobwebs and came back from the grave again! With it running, I was having trouble moving it, which I attributed to either the high stall converter I installed. Then, I started smelling a burning stench. Ugh... what now? Then I see where the smoke was coming from... the transmission dipstick tube. I checked the level, and it was BONE DRY. I'm not sure where the fluid went, but I added a quart and everything got better. It went into gear and moved under its own power. All in all, a successful day. It's very rare for me to get a win with this car, so I'm taking it.
Another very strange tidbit of info, and here's where things get weird: I had an omen of good fortune though very early this morning. Last night, I fell asleep with the TV on. At exactly 3AM, I woke up from a dead sleep. The DVR had been recording a show on VH1 Classic, and at the time when I woke up, I was greeted to the music video for the song Dream Warriors by the 80's hair band Dokken. Not only was that awesome, but I think it was a sign from the car gods. I've said it a million times, but this Trans Am only runs well when there's 80's hair metal coming out of the stereo. I don't care what anyone says, but some cars have souls or something like that, and this one LOVES 80's metal. The car got to listen to some Dokken while I was working on it today. I figured it couldn't hurt.