integraguy
integraguy SuperDork
12/28/11 5:21 p.m.

BBC-News reports that the clergy of 2 different religions are facing off against each other in Bethlehem...with brooms. Both religions claim that the area surrounding the site of the Nativity are their property.

In this vein, what would you "suggest" world leaders use when opposing each other "on the field of honor"? (Nuclear bombs are not allowed.)

fasted58
fasted58 SuperDork
12/28/11 5:25 p.m.

... n I thought it was about witches

vwcorvette
vwcorvette GRM+ Memberand HalfDork
12/28/11 5:26 p.m.

lego guns

ransom
ransom GRM+ Memberand Dork
12/28/11 5:32 p.m.

Rubber chickens, in keeping with the degree of dignity appropriate to most world leaders.

Or maybe fish.

SyntheticBlinkerFluid
SyntheticBlinkerFluid Dork
12/28/11 6:23 p.m.
vwcorvette wrote: lego guns

Damn Skippy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrBW-nnRm1Y

JoeyM
JoeyM SuperDork
12/28/11 6:36 p.m.
ransom wrote: Rubber chickens, in keeping with the degree of dignity appropriate to most world leaders.

QFT!

N Sperlo
N Sperlo SuperDork
12/28/11 7:02 p.m.

Wagon warfare: And biological warfare:

redrabbit
redrabbit Reader
12/29/11 7:53 a.m.

Thats turf warfare.

MrJoshua
MrJoshua SuperDork
12/29/11 8:28 a.m.

Dance Battle!

ReverendDexter
ReverendDexter SuperDork
12/29/11 8:56 a.m.

I concur with MrJosh... dance fight.

pinchvalve
pinchvalve SuperDork
12/29/11 9:02 a.m.

How about a "Yo' Momma" insult battle?

"Yo' Momma Mary is so poor, she had to put spinners on her Donkey!"

ReverendDexter
ReverendDexter SuperDork
12/29/11 9:11 a.m.

You mamma's so fat, she meets minimum class weight requirements before she gets in the car!

N Sperlo
N Sperlo SuperDork
12/29/11 9:25 a.m.

Yo moma' so fat she sat on a wainbow and skittles popped out!

ransom
ransom GRM+ Memberand Dork
12/29/11 9:33 a.m.

Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped out in the street, I swerved to miss her and ran out of gas...

N Sperlo
N Sperlo SuperDork
12/29/11 9:52 a.m.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party.

Trans_Maro
Trans_Maro Dork
12/29/11 10:04 a.m.

Yo momma so nice, she'd give me the hair off her back.

Trans_Maro
Trans_Maro Dork
12/29/11 10:05 a.m.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

N Sperlo
N Sperlo SuperDork
12/29/11 10:08 a.m.

Yo momma so ugly when she was born her momma said "what a treasure." Her dadda say "Yea, lets bury her."

Jay
Jay SuperDork
12/29/11 10:18 a.m.

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