BBC-News reports that the clergy of 2 different religions are facing off against each other in Bethlehem...with brooms. Both religions claim that the area surrounding the site of the Nativity are their property.
In this vein, what would you "suggest" world leaders use when opposing each other "on the field of honor"? (Nuclear bombs are not allowed.)
... n I thought it was about witches
Rubber chickens, in keeping with the degree of dignity appropriate to most world leaders.
Or maybe fish.
Wagon warfare:
And biological warfare:
I concur with MrJosh... dance fight.
How about a "Yo' Momma" insult battle?
"Yo' Momma Mary is so poor, she had to put spinners on her Donkey!"
You mamma's so fat, she meets minimum class weight requirements before she gets in the car!
Yo moma' so fat she sat on a wainbow and skittles popped out!
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped out in the street, I swerved to miss her and ran out of gas...
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party.
Yo momma so nice, she'd give me the hair off her back.
Yo momma so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
Yo momma so ugly when she was born her momma said "what a treasure." Her dadda say "Yea, lets bury her."