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BlueInGreen44
BlueInGreen44 Dork
9/8/16 10:09 p.m.
GameboyRMH wrote: Cargo shorts became a lightning rod of the fashion world earlier this year. But fashion is one of mankind's dumbest inventions and can go berkeley itself, and cargo shorts are functional, comfortable, and elegant.

With emphasis on the "elegant" part

Trans_Maro
Trans_Maro PowerDork
9/8/16 10:15 p.m.

Whatever you need to tell yourselves..

Tom_Spangler
Tom_Spangler GRM+ Memberand UltraDork
9/8/16 10:26 p.m.

Cargo shorts are the only shorts I own, and the only thing I wear in the summer except when I go to the office. I give exactly zero berkeleys about how "fashionable" they are.

HappyAndy
HappyAndy PowerDork
9/8/16 11:40 p.m.

My wife used to complain about my cargo shorts, then I tried to buy one of these. Now she buys the shorts for me I would wear the tactikilt if I had it too.

stanger_missle
stanger_missle GRM+ Memberand Dork
9/8/16 11:57 p.m.

Wait, are you telling me that cargo shorts aren't fashionable?

E36 M3, I'm going to have to throw away my entire wardrobe

That would also explain why I'm single

Trans_Maro
Trans_Maro PowerDork
9/9/16 1:41 a.m.

You guys have Crocs to go with your cargo shorts?

RevRico
RevRico GRM+ Memberand Dork
9/9/16 4:17 a.m.

I have accidentally purchased the most obnoxious pair of cargo shorts. They have fake back pockets. No actual pocket, but a flap with a button sewed on to looklike back pockets.

This was not intentional, wallet and receipts go in back pockets, they're kind of necessary, even with leg pockets. I use all of my pockets, this trickery is evil incarnate.

Always check when you're shopping at Burlington.

foxtrapper
foxtrapper UltimaDork
9/9/16 5:20 a.m.

Whatever. I look damn good in my cargo shorts!

failboat
failboat UberDork
9/9/16 5:59 a.m.
Trans_Maro wrote: Whatever you need to tell yourselves..

That is exactly what we all sound like.

On the other hand, who has the nerve to question cargo shorts? berkeley you WSJ!

The only shorts I own are cargo shorts.

Zomby Woof
Zomby Woof PowerDork
9/9/16 6:44 a.m.
Tom_Spangler wrote: I give exactly zero berkeleys about how "fashionable" they are.

Apparently.

You may also want to try denim shorts.

Toyman01
Toyman01 GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
9/9/16 6:50 a.m.
Trans_Maro wrote: Grown men don't wear shorts. If you're happy looking like a toddler, that's up to you. Also, if your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, your pants are tucked into your shirt.

Eventually in life, you come to the point where you realize, what other people think is really not important.

I've actually worn mud boots with shorts before.

Function>Form.

Zomby Woof
Zomby Woof PowerDork
9/9/16 6:54 a.m.

My FIL used to cut the grass in his rubber mud boots and speedo. Fortunately my wife has his fashion sense.

Huckleberry
Huckleberry MegaDork
9/9/16 6:55 a.m.

I wear cargo shorts because berkeley you that's why.

Fueled by Caffeine
Fueled by Caffeine MegaDork
9/9/16 7:06 a.m.

No cargo shorts here.

Seriously I've never needed to put anything in those pockets.

Wall-e
Wall-e GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
9/9/16 7:09 a.m.
Zomby Woof wrote:
Tom_Spangler wrote: I give exactly zero berkeleys about how "fashionable" they are.
Apparently. You may also want to try denim shorts.

I cut mine extra short

KyAllroad
KyAllroad UberDork
9/9/16 7:45 a.m.
Trans_Maro wrote: You guys have Crocs to go with your cargo shorts?

If you wear skinny jeans too we're disowning you right now.

Cargo shorts are the best thing ever.

KyAllroad
KyAllroad UberDork
9/9/16 7:46 a.m.
Wall-e wrote:
Zomby Woof wrote:
Tom_Spangler wrote: I give exactly zero berkeleys about how "fashionable" they are.
Apparently. You may also want to try denim shorts.
I cut mine extra short

And now that image is stuck in my head. Where's the bleach?

dculberson
dculberson PowerDork
9/9/16 8:25 a.m.

In reply to Toyman01:

Function and form are not wholly dependent variables.

SilverFleet
SilverFleet UberDork
9/9/16 8:55 a.m.

There's nothing wrong with cargo shorts. They are comfortable and useful. Deal with it.

Rusted_Busted_Spit
Rusted_Busted_Spit GRM+ Memberand UberDork
9/9/16 8:55 a.m.

I only have cargo shorts, but at 45, married with three kids who am I trying to impress?

dculberson
dculberson PowerDork
9/9/16 10:08 a.m.

I could give two craps about what shorts you wear, but looking to impress people is not the only reason to take some pride in your appearance!

stuart in mn
stuart in mn UltimaDork
9/9/16 11:00 a.m.

Looking for images of fashionable men's shorts turns up all sorts of hilarity.

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo GRM+ Memberand Mod Squad
9/9/16 11:06 a.m.

Cargo shorts; yet another internet argument waiting to happen.

Jumper K. Balls
Jumper K. Balls UberDork
9/9/16 11:31 a.m.

I will leave the fashionable or not argument to others more qualified. my question is how many items are people actually carrying around that they would require this surplus of pockets?

Wallet in the front left pocket, keys and phone in the front right and i am ready to take on the day.

KyAllroad
KyAllroad UberDork
9/9/16 11:33 a.m.

In reply to Jumper K. Balls:

Wallet right rear, phone right front, keys front left, knife left rear (clip). Phone and keys together?? Heresy!!

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