Haiku with a twist

Of cash, not so much

But, other commodities?

I once knew this girl...

Of cash, not so much

Won't trade for your broken phone

Car price is in my ad

I once knew this girl...

Bought Camaro three oh five

Anemic engine 

Anemic engine

Is totally subjective

Just needs lower gears

Just needs lower gears

I say numerically

higher number gear

Higher number gear

staying in the power band

Modern transmissions

Modern transmissions

You don't like? Try PDK

OMFing G

OMFing G

Sold my six speed Cayman S

Bought a PDK

Bought a PDK

Doppelkupplungsgetriebe

Jeez, what a mouthful

Jeez, what a mouthful

Said my beautiful girlfriend

At free hot dog night

At free hot dog night

in Wisconsin it's bratwurst

with yellow mustard 

With yellow mustard 

Any food should be thrown straight

In a garbage can

In a garbage can

I once found twenty dollars

last corner R A

Last corner RA

Almost completed the lap

So much for street pads

So much for street pads

Didn't used to cost this much

From JC Whitney

From JC Whitney
I ordered a full race cam
For my trailer queen

"For my trailer queen" -

Does he mean double-wide, or

Two-axle tilt deck?

Two-axle tilt deck?

think Dark Monahue beat me

a big Haiku fail

A big haiku fail

Fear not, Datsun310Guy 

Failure is fleeting 

Failure is fleeting
Youtube video of crash?
That lasts forever

That lasts forever

Put on at the factory

You want the TruCoat

You want the TruCoat

Didn't want any TruCoat

We had a deal, Eh?

We had a deal, eh?

Too bad Metro Cruise today.

I'll be there all day.

"I'll be there all day"

As I walked to course assign

Eyeing the paddock

Eyeing the paddock

Another hot summer day

Please let there be shade