I like the first question:
Question & Answer Answered On Feb-23-12
Q: are you gay?
A: ATTN to all: If u own this jeep b ready for comments from people that aren't multicultural. In order to drive this jeep you will have to be able to appreciate all walks of life...... An I'm not gay :( I'm metro!! Lmao!!
Oh, and I'd do horrible, horrible things with that Jeep. It's powder coated, so it's impervious to damage, right?