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metalman
metalman Reader
9/27/13 10:25 a.m.

When you build one of these....

F/S - Ghettocet "kit" Here's what you get in the kit... 1992 Miata 'rolling' chassis w/clear GA title $200 Thats it!! Just add your drivetrain, sweat equity, and parts and ride.

Bring your trailer and rimz to ATL and we'll roll it on your hauler. I will not ship, arrange transportation, or babysit your kids. Hurry! Supplies limited! Void where prohibited by law or good taste.

metalman
metalman Reader
9/27/13 10:38 a.m.

Need parts to complete your Ghettocet project?? I have those too. Brakes, engine, trans, diff, yada yada yada....all available at reasonable market prices.

Hurry supplies are limited!! Not available in stores!!

EvanB
EvanB GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
9/27/13 10:50 a.m.

Do you have any rebuildable Bilsteins?

Adrian_Thompson
Adrian_Thompson UberDork
9/27/13 11:08 a.m.

Why am I thinking one piece fiberglass stock car body here?

Keith Tanner
Keith Tanner GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
9/27/13 11:16 a.m.

$200 for a rolling chassis with a title is pretty good.

N Sperlo
N Sperlo MegaDork
9/27/13 11:16 a.m.

Oh. Fun fun fun.

DrBoost
DrBoost PowerDork
9/27/13 11:44 a.m.

I'm not interested in the car (not that it's not cool!). I just wanted to chime in to tell you that is the best ad I've read in a long time.

nderwater
nderwater UberDork
9/27/13 11:50 a.m.

I'm actually really interested in driving that...

metalman
metalman Reader
9/27/13 12:29 p.m.
EvanB wrote: Do you have any rebuildable Bilsteins?

No I do not. But I do have some half million mile beat to death stock shocks/springs/tops I'll sell really cheap. :-)

metalman
metalman Reader
9/27/13 12:32 p.m.
Keith Tanner wrote: $200 for a rolling chassis with a title is pretty good.

Yes it is! Just the VIN and title is worth that...plus.

Keep in mind also, especially you folks in the rustyhell belt, these southern suspension parts are so clean you could lick them. Well you might get a disease but theyre not rusty. The bolts will come right out without 5 gallons of penetrating oil and a 700 ft lb impact hammer and torch!!!

metalman
metalman Reader
9/27/13 12:42 p.m.
Adrian_Thompson wrote: Why am I thinking one piece fiberglass stock car body here?

No, no, no! The idea here is get RID of the body, not add one. Just think Mafia. Dump that body, remove evidence, & party!

metalman
metalman Reader
9/27/13 12:47 p.m.

This kit can also be used to build an "Arial Adam" at a fraction of the cost of a real Ariel Atom!!! Its a 2 in 1 kit just like those plastic models you built as a kid!! Your wife, girlfriend, or gay male lover will love riding in this thing once you complete it!

*some assembly required

Woody
Woody GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
9/27/13 12:50 p.m.

I may need to become the envy of my friends...

Woody
Woody GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
9/27/13 12:53 p.m.

Also: Love the Chez-It shirt.

Lof8
Lof8 GRM+ Memberand Reader
9/27/13 12:57 p.m.

You're not selling the caged shell in the picture for $200, are you?

metalman
metalman Reader
9/27/13 4:27 p.m.
Lof8 wrote: You're not selling the caged shell in the picture for $200, are you?

Why hell no! Did you not read the ad above? What kind of fool would sell a completed Arial Adam or Ghettocet kit car for $200 and rob you of the fun of doing all the work???? Not me!!

metalman wrote: Here's what you get in the kit... 1992 Miata 'rolling' chassis w/clear GA title $200 Thats it!!
metalman
metalman Reader
9/27/13 4:29 p.m.
Woody wrote: Also: Love the Chez-It shirt.

I dont know who that is, I presume maybe the spokesman for Ghettocet International. Or maybe just a random fat guy that likes cheese flavored snacks. Probably the latter.

Kenny_McCormic
Kenny_McCormic SuperDork
9/27/13 4:38 p.m.
Adrian_Thompson wrote: Why am I thinking one piece fiberglass stock car body here?

Only if you put the leftover stock car chassis under one of those 90s GM "dustbuster" vans. I checked, the wheelbase matches up perfectly. Width is good too with a pre COT chassis.

Lof8
Lof8 GRM+ Memberand Reader
9/27/13 5:25 p.m.

Does anyone have a link to more info on the car in the OP? I'd like to read about it/see pics.

clownkiller
clownkiller HalfDork
9/27/13 11:52 p.m.

Nice ad Metalman. I often think how lucky we are in the South, there is a lot to be said about starting with a rust free tub.

old_
old_ Reader
9/28/13 12:11 p.m.

ya more info on this "ghettocet"? I've never seen one before, looks like a good idea. I wonder what it weighs.

John Brown
John Brown GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
9/28/13 1:02 p.m.

To be honest, I have been caught licking suspension parts in MetalMans garage. It was tops among my fondest moments.

Knurled
Knurled GRM+ Memberand UberDork
9/28/13 1:18 p.m.
Kenny_McCormic wrote:
Adrian_Thompson wrote: Why am I thinking one piece fiberglass stock car body here?
Only if you put the leftover stock car chassis under one of those 90s GM "dustbuster" vans. I checked, the wheelbase matches up perfectly. Width is good too with a pre COT chassis.

There's a guy doing that with a '69 Chevelle.

JoeyM
JoeyM Mod Squad
9/28/13 1:19 p.m.
John Brown wrote: To be honest, I have been caught licking suspension parts in MetalMans garage. It was tops among my fondest moments.

safe, sane and consensual.

moparman76_69
moparman76_69 Dork
9/28/13 1:25 p.m.

Gotta picture of what you're actually selling?

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