Challenge Butter

While eating the whole stick won't necessarily guarantee a win, *not* eating a stick or three will, most assuredly, seal your doom. Don't get salty about it.

In reply to poopshovel again :

I hear it'll make you smoother at autocross?

Are the valuable coupons inside the box or inside the cows?

And why is there an elk on the label?

In reply to Woody :

And it looks pissed off too!

I'm not sure I believe any of this. 

That stuff should be budget-exempt for anyone who comes up with creative uses on their car. 

This year at the challenge...

Mndsm: that thing sure revs quickly. What weight oil are you using?

SVreX: unsalted.

In reply to ultraclyde :

50$ to anyone that makes a 10/10 autox run on butter and survives. 

In reply to Shadeux :

Have you ever tried to milk an elk?  It's not a pleasant experience for either party.

Mndsm said:

In reply to ultraclyde :

50$ to anyone that makes a 10/10 autox run on butter and survives. 

I'll cover half that prize, but it has to be Challenge brand.

Mndsm said:

In reply to ultraclyde :

50$ to anyone that makes a 10/10 autox run on butter and survives. 

We butterin up the tires? A random turn? The Canexican's sweet-ass pepperoni nipps? Either way, I'm ALL_IN!

poopshovel again said:

Mndsm said:

In reply to ultraclyde :

50$ to anyone that makes a 10/10 autox run on butter and survives. 

We butterin up the tires? A random turn? The Canexican's sweet-ass pepperoni nipps? Either way, I'm ALL_IN!

I meant instead of engine oil....

In reply to ultraclyde :

Where's the Boss Hong when you need it!?

wae said:

In reply to Shadeux :

Have you ever tried to milk an elk?  It's not a pleasant experience for either party.

I'm guessing that milking an Elk is the challenge the label is referring to. 

I propose that from now on, any item or individual that helps get a Challenge car built, running, or otherwise aids in its completion during a time of need, shall be referred to as Challenge Butter. As in, it helps grease the pan of progress.

Examples:

"Yeah we were really struggling to get the car done on time until Stampie delivered those parts to us. He's a real stick of challenge butter."

"Patrick came through with a stick of challenge butter when he helped us build our car in the parking lot."

"Challenge butter for sale - $100 nitrous kit ready to go"

slowbird said:

I propose that from now on, any item or individual that helps get a Challenge car built, running, or otherwise aids in its completion during a time of need, shall be referred to as Challenge Butter. As in, it helps grease the pan of progress.

Examples:

"Yeah we were really struggling to get the car done on time until Stampie delivered those parts to us. He's a real stick of challenge butter."

"Patrick came through with a stick of challenge butter when he helped us build our car in the parking lot."

"Challenge butter for sale - $100 nitrous kit ready to go"

I support this. 

Also, I originally meant oil in the engine,but I think buttered slicks would make for a lollerskates run. 

Third on usage of challenge butter, motion passes to the full body for a vote.

Buttered slicks or a buttered corner are both entertaining options. 

poopshovel again said:

Mndsm said:

In reply to ultraclyde :

50$ to anyone that makes a 10/10 autox run on butter and survives. 

We butterin up the tires? A random turn? The Canexican's sweet-ass pepperoni nipps? Either way, I'm ALL_IN!

I'm starting to question hanging out with you in a parking lot at 3am. 

Stampie said:

poopshovel again said:

Mndsm said:

In reply to ultraclyde :

50$ to anyone that makes a 10/10 autox run on butter and survives. 

We butterin up the tires? A random turn? The Canexican's sweet-ass pepperoni nipps? Either way, I'm ALL_IN!

I'm starting to question hanging out with you in a parking lot at 3am. 

You didn't already? 

ultraclyde said:

Third on usage of challenge butter, motion passes to the full body for a vote.

 

Buttered slicks or a buttered corner are both entertaining options. 

 

CHANGE_APPROVED!

Stampie said:

poopshovel again said:

Mndsm said:

In reply to ultraclyde :

50$ to anyone that makes a 10/10 autox run on butter and survives. 

We butterin up the tires? A random turn? The Canexican's sweet-ass pepperoni nipps? Either way, I'm ALL_IN!

I'm starting to question hanging out with you in a parking lot at 3am. 

If you're hanging with me & Waynimal any time, anywhere, you should probably be asking yourself "WTF am I doing with my life?"

Having read all this verbal masturbation..me thinks I'll go to the office tomorrow instead of driving to AMP(from BHAM) to see the PSHVL in person.....just sayin' butter out Y'all!!!!