My buddies and coworkers and I have been drag racing quite a bit lately. Ive even been taking the Volt and the ND out there. Beat a new Civic Type R with paper plates, he out MPHed me by over 10 mph, but I took the win light, but it's just not the same as racing a V8 powered car. As much as I loved my C5, and recognize the LS1 is the superior engine, I have a soft spot for LT1s.
Friday at work I found a 94 Formula A4 for sale for pretty cheap that looked beat, the owner said I could come see it, so after work me and buddy went to check it out. It had been sitting, the interior was filled with 2 sets of seats, carpet was missing, it was rough. Body looked pretty straight, besides a dent in the right rocker panel, ehh who cares its a race car. Paint was beat. Fired up, sounded good and smooth, all kinds of lights on the dash. We go for a short drive, it overheats, bring it back and it has no coolant, we fill it and bleed it and go drive it again. IT WAS BAD. creaks and pops and grinds, and the wheel is about 45 degrees from straight, and when it shifts at WOT from 1 to 2 it jumps to the right, ehh who cares its a race car. Head home and call the guy next day and offer him under challenege money and he accepts.
HELL YAH IM BUYING ANOTHER MULLET MOBILE.
Call up my buddy and tell him lets go get it. He's what we call an shiny happy person, or as others say it, an enabler. I want to tow this thing because its obviously unsafe and its pouring down rain, and he watches too much roadkill and wants to drive it, atleast to the shop, if not all the way home. Tow company is 3 hours out, okay lets drive it. He says he'll lead in his beater that way if I lose brakes, we'll just have a turd sandwhich and we wont hurt anyone elses cars. So we keep it under 30 and on backroads.
About 5 minutes into the drive I realize the broken multifunction switch means I have no wipers, and all the noises STOP, completely. UHH I think I liked it more with all the ruckus. Im quite confident Im going to lose a wheel and second. Engine seems to run smoother and smoother the longer it stays running. Make it to shop so wound up Im about the pass out.
We put it on the lift, and It has a Terrible right lower ball joint, has play in every direction, but the rest of the mechanics are in decent shape. BONE STOCK, it has the only factory airbox Ive ever seen. It does have the ubiquitous Flowmaster 80 series welded into the stock exhaust. It also has some of the most bent wheels Ive ever seen, and the tires are trash, but other than that, actually quite surprised, at this point I finally think to check mileage and it only has 126K miles.
The left outer door skin was separating at the front and when you went to open the door it would hit the fender, unless you pushed it in, kind of a pain in the ass when your getting out, but I was really worried about the tow guy yanking it open and breaking E36 M3, I came up with a solution.
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