C36 AMG. Cheap.

https://denver.craigslist.org/cto/d/denver-1996-mercedes-c36-amg/7166098909.html?lang=en&cc=gb

Upside:  $2K Challenge C36.  Downside:  It will probably self-destruct in a spectacular fashion. (Or is that another upside?)

No key! But "up to date on all oils".  Suuure, I believe that.

i would do it in a heartbeat if it was local but I might be crazy

In reply to yupididit :

I would say I'd be able to deliver but they canceled all my reasons to be in central TX this year. 

In reply to bmw88rider (Forum Supporter) :

I just bought an xjs so its okay

Since when does a US craigslist use British English?  "Colour" "Petrol" and "Saloon."  Eh, either way it'd be fun for a little while.

In reply to Matt330LS :

Good catch. I missed that!