Ford .... er Mustang? (it's screaming, "please, kill meeeeee.")

http://monterey.craigslist.org/cto/4822692116.html

Who wants chowder?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eYSpIz2FjU

Those lotus lights really improved the mustang a bit, I think.

I think the best part is the "Appraised at $75,000" bit at the end.

We had that listed in the delusional Craigslist thread a few weeks ago.

I made this in response to the appraised value:

Glad I didn't just eat. That's hideous

Does it work at night? Does it float in water?

Geeze. Plus, that 8 cylinder engine better have been a conversion. It has base Mustang wheels. That means V6.

I can see using the Elise headlights and the porsche Cayenne-esque grille, those are cool parts, even though they totally don't go with the car. But, what made him say "you know what this needs? 1989 Cadillac DeVille taillights!"

Because nothing says 'awesome' like a crappy car that's been totaled and turned into a hideous cross eyed puffer fish. The salvage title probably increases the value too, you know, since it's recycled, hippies love that crap.

Maybe its like those "racing" Altimas and the body panels all pull off.

Oh my. Hard to imagine the work someone put into it only to end up with that.

Normally I have something positive to say when something like this comes along like "At least he did the body work well" or "I can see where he was going if he just changed xxx"....this is not one of those times.

Since the headlights are not angled back correctly, I can only guess that the projector beams project right to the ground directly in front of the car.

I like to imagine it's like that twilight zone episode: someone crashed the car, but they didn't know what a Ford Mustang looked like.

I just pulled my eyeballs out and stomped them into the ground!