914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
2/15/21 1:15 p.m.

Sex with the wife's best friend? 

 

 

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
2/15/21 2:41 p.m.

Relative Humidity - - that trickle of seat rolling down you back as you're boinking your sister in law.

So, can you put a SBF, SBC in one of those?

Peabody
Peabody UltimaDork
2/15/21 3:00 p.m.

In reply to Toyman01 (Moderately Supportive Dude) :

Her sister

In reply to Peabody :

True. 

Stampie (FS)
Stampie (FS) GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
2/15/21 4:41 p.m.

I once bought a girl a beer in a pool hall.  The divorce cost me $14k.

Mndsm
Mndsm MegaDork
2/15/21 4:42 p.m.
Stampie (FS) said:

I once bought a girl a beer in a pool hall.  The divorce cost me $14k.

I answered a free profile online. Total amount still pending, but nearing 6 figures since 2005. 

drock25too
drock25too GRM+ Memberand Reader
2/15/21 4:48 p.m.

Most  expensive thing I ever found was a woman who was free for the evening.  Ended up with two kids and a grandson. 

ShawnG
ShawnG UltimaDork
2/15/21 6:46 p.m.

Did you hear the story about the handsome prince who asked a princess to marry him?

She said "no".

He went on to have a big house, boats, cars, motorcycles and a really fat wallet and lived happily ever after, the end.

03Panther
03Panther SuperDork
2/15/21 9:05 p.m.

I forget what comedian said "Next time I get lonely, I'm gonna find a woman I don't like, and buy her a house!"

spitfirebill
spitfirebill MegaDork
2/15/21 9:55 p.m.
Peabody said:

In reply to Toyman01 (Moderately Supportive Dude) :

Her sister

winner

 

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
2/16/21 9:29 a.m.

So, no answers on the Jag?

In reply to 914Driver :

A modern jag is one of those vehicles I wouldn't even consider, sleeping with my wife's sister would probably be less painful. wink

 

spitfirebill
spitfirebill MegaDork
2/16/21 9:46 a.m.

I would say a free airplane.  

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
2/16/21 2:22 p.m.

Thanks Toyman! 

P3PPY
P3PPY GRM+ Memberand Dork
2/16/21 11:09 p.m.

Free Saab 9-2x. $2,800 so far. 

03Panther
03Panther SuperDork
2/16/21 11:18 p.m.

to quote a friend from years ago, after receiving a car for free after his died "free E36 M3 gets expensive"

noddaz
noddaz GRM+ Memberand UltraDork
2/17/21 6:43 p.m.

2 free boats?

LarryNH (Forum Supporter)
LarryNH (Forum Supporter) GRM+ Memberand Reader
2/17/21 7:43 p.m.

A free boat with a trailer?

Apexcarver
Apexcarver UltimaDork
2/25/21 7:36 a.m.

I'm just lucky...   I owned a boat and only ever spent about $550 on it and got some good use out of it, so cheaper than rental fees would have been. 

 

Talked to a girl before French Class in college freshman year, we have been leapfrogging each other in salary and she paid for an entire trip to go see an F1 race as a surprise gift for me the other year, so I'll mark that as a win. 

M2Pilot
M2Pilot Dork
2/25/21 8:41 p.m.
03Panther said:

I forget what comedian said "Next time I get lonely, I'm gonna find a woman I don't like, and buy her a house!"

Jeff Foxworthy , I think

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