1st Wife...not happy about 2nd Volvo

In reply to plance1:

I'm almost afraid to ask, but where are you located? Have you started taking pictures of the backup's backup for its sale? :-)

Two is one.

One is none.

(Cars, not wives.)

Depending on where you're located, I'll give you $50 for one of them.

I've been using the 'At least I'm not at the bars or chasing other women' line. Shockingly, that doesn't seem to defuse hostility at some point .

For me, that point was when we had enough cars that everyone in the family including the dog could have their own vehicle. Studies have shown that non-running cars seem to aggravate women more than ones which move under their own power. Weird.

I have a one car garage and 4 cars, doesnt bother my wife at all. Guess i got lucky. Although she does request i move the parts wagon occasionally to avoid the neighbors complaining.

HappyAndy wrote: Are they 940 turbos? I'll take one off your hands.

You want a turbo? I can get you a turbo, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

Hell, I can get you a turbo by 3 o'clock this afternoon...