NickD
NickD UltimaDork
12/15/20 11:26 a.m.

Taking a little too much ball-busting for getting raw-timed by an E/Street Miata in your big bad SSM car and don't want to admit you're the problem? Never fear, because this baby has your back.

http://srduck.com/roboluster/?fbclid=IwAR3j7Yus44TqO5BfOEJ053OezhIPxWANPD7whPS8lDN21KHDdCQgnO72q7c

Vajingo
Vajingo Reader
12/15/20 12:24 p.m.

In reply to NickD :

Oh this is gold. Half the kids on the playground use this one. Either that, or complain about "how early they have to get up". "Yeah, I'm not doing good because I had to get up so early"

Vajingo
Vajingo Reader
12/15/20 12:26 p.m.

Also, "the keys were dangling down and hitting my leg." Has happened to me several times. Lol. The Nc has cramped room on the right side of the steering wheel. In Summer I wear shorts to the autox. My keys tickle my leg hairs and get me hot and bothered. 

NickD
NickD UltimaDork
12/15/20 12:53 p.m.
Vajingo said:

Also, "the keys were dangling down and hitting my leg." Has happened to me several times. Lol. The Nc has cramped room on the right side of the steering wheel. In Summer I wear shorts to the autox. My keys tickle my leg hairs and get me hot and bothered. 

I have the same issue. I have a cool Spinnywhool jinbai ittai key tag for my Miata but when I'm wearing shorts it taps my knee and irritates me. 

The first one I got was about "I forgot to turn the traction control off." The irony is that my Miata doesn't have the traction control and the Yaris doesn't have a way to turn it off.

steu2011
steu2011 New Reader
12/15/20 12:55 p.m.

 

My AWD car just drives different than a Subaru.....

eastsideTim
eastsideTim PowerDork
12/15/20 1:21 p.m.
steu2011 said:

 

My AWD car just drives different than a Subaru.....

Hmm, no idea if it’s the case for Autox, but in rallycross, there seem to be courses that favor WRXs.  Until I owned one, I just assumed that meant an overall fast course.  Then I realized there was also the issue of the course being fast enough to allow them to still make power in the overly high second gear...

fanfoy
fanfoy SuperDork
12/15/20 2:37 p.m.

NickD
NickD UltimaDork
12/15/20 3:05 p.m.

But its true!

 

 

NickD
NickD UltimaDork
12/15/20 3:11 p.m.

Tom1200
Tom1200 Dork
12/15/20 6:53 p.m.

I don't need the generator because me excuse is.always the same;

It can't see the course with my head up my ass.

RevolverRob
RevolverRob New Reader
12/15/20 11:12 p.m.

Psychological warfare at its finest: 

slowbird
slowbird SuperDork
12/16/20 3:27 a.m.

"Oops, I had the adjustable suspension in rallycross mode."

"The course had too many Chicago boxes."

"I was on a really good run until a bird flew in front of me and distracted me."

"My helmet was too tight and I couldn't focus."

"The diff must be binding in the turns or something."

SkinnyG (Forum Supporter)
SkinnyG (Forum Supporter) UberDork
12/16/20 9:33 a.m.

I've used "the concrete got in my eyes."

Professor_Brap (Forum Supporter)
Professor_Brap (Forum Supporter) UltraDork
12/16/20 9:59 a.m.

Mustang50
Mustang50 Reader
12/16/20 11:24 a.m.

I,M OLD!!

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