Bacon Wallet

Bacon Wallet on sale at Amazon for $11.25. The perfect gift for that someone special, or to treat yourself! Also check out the related deals on Bacon Airfreshener and Bacon Bandaids!

I had a bacon wallet a couple years ago.

It was awesome until I wore it out.

Shawn

i love the response by "frank" in the customer comments...

That is a huge letdown. That is some kind of synthetic bacon-like wallet. I was looking for genuine bacon.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: That is a huge letdown. That is some kind of synthetic bacon-like wallet. I was looking for genuine bacon.

I tried that once, stupid dog kept humpin me and nibbling at my butt.

i want this shirt...

So you're saying I can bring home the bacon in my bacon wallet?

914Driver wrote:

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: That is a huge letdown. That is some kind of synthetic bacon-like wallet. I was looking for genuine bacon.

I tried that once, stupid dog kept humpin me and nibbling at my butt.

Some people like that

Some places make you pay extra for that!

I've always preferred my bacon cooked.

I know what it means when you say "ham wallet". foxtrot unicorn charlie kilo

I love bacon as much as the next guy, but why isn't this in the off topic section?

TJ wrote: I love bacon as much as the next guy, but why isn't this in the off topic section?

Oops, I thought I was in Off Topic when I posted this!