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Per Schroeder
Per Schroeder Technical Editor/Advertising Director
2/25/09 3:42 p.m.

Um. No?

slantvaliant
slantvaliant Reader
2/25/09 4:18 p.m.

The cops won't even let you sell it for bail money.

My grandfather once bought an outwardly plain-jane '56 Ford with a warmed-up engine and aftermarket heavy-duty springs.
After they got his money, the seller advised him not to drive it in certain counties of Eastern Oklahoma. Apparently, the previous owner didn't want to be noticed when he was delivering something heavy. And he wanted to be able to drive fast if he was noticed.

Nashco
Nashco SuperDork
2/25/09 4:21 p.m.

Might not make for good challenge recoup, what about bribing the judges with it?

Bryce

AngryCorvair
AngryCorvair GRM+ Memberand Dork
2/25/09 4:21 p.m.

that's gotta make the magazine quote section!

patgizz
patgizz GRM+ Memberand Dork
2/25/09 5:10 p.m.

i would certainly not call the cops to dispose of it, they could be arses and bag you for posession. flush it.

aussiesmg
aussiesmg Dork
2/25/09 5:21 p.m.

Hmmmm do the rules actually ban this or not, I see a loophole, see you at the bail hearing

DILYSI Dave
DILYSI Dave SuperDork
2/25/09 5:27 p.m.
patgizz wrote: i would certainly not call the cops to dispose of it, they could be arses and bag you for posession. flush it.

+1.

Our drug laws are so stupid that you could get in trouble, even though you're trying to do the right thing.

QuasiMondo
QuasiMondo New Reader
2/25/09 5:36 p.m.
aussiesmg wrote: Hmmmm do the rules actually ban this or not, I see a loophole, see you at the bail hearing

You don't really have to sell it, do you? Can't you just factor in a nominal street value?

wlkelley3
wlkelley3 HalfDork
2/25/09 5:52 p.m.

Remember there is a cap on recoup value. You can only claim that much. Seriously, most cops (at least the ones I know) will take it off your hands if you explain that you just bought the car and found it while working on the car. They might ask for PO info though. When I was stationed in Fairbanks, Alaska, the post MP advertised that they would take a drug dog through your newly purchased car, no questions asked if you brought the car to them and asked. A lot of cops, local and MP's will do that if asked, keeps their drug sniffing dogs in training.

mw
mw Reader
2/25/09 5:56 p.m.

I would be afraid that they may want to search the rest of the car which might include a lot of disassembly. I would just flush it personally.

P71
P71 GRM+ Memberand Dork
2/25/09 7:18 p.m.

Call the non-emergency dispatch number and tell the truth. They will retrieve the drugs, search the car, and be on their merry way. be sure to have the Bill of Sale out to prove you really did just buy the car.

Do NOT flush it into the water system!

AngryCorvair
AngryCorvair GRM+ Memberand Dork
2/25/09 7:22 p.m.
P71 wrote: Call the non-emergency dispatch number and tell the truth. They will retrieve the drugs, search the car, and be on their merry way. be sure to have the Bill of Sale out to prove you really did just buy the car. Do NOT flush it into the water system!

why not? is a couple grams of smack really more hazardous to the water supply than the double-flush deuce i rocked a few minutes ago?

bamalama
bamalama Reader
2/25/09 7:23 p.m.
AngryCorvair wrote:
P71 wrote: Call the non-emergency dispatch number and tell the truth. They will retrieve the drugs, search the car, and be on their merry way. be sure to have the Bill of Sale out to prove you really did just buy the car. Do NOT flush it into the water system!
why not? is a couple grams of smack really more hazardous to the water supply than the double-flush deuce i rocked a few minutes ago?

We can't have sewer rats chasing the dragon, you know.

Appleseed
Appleseed Reader
2/25/09 8:03 p.m.

Heroin in the shifter? Does that make you shift faster or something?

nicksta43
nicksta43 New Reader
2/25/09 8:15 p.m.

I found a crack pipe and some crack in the dash of an old car I bought one time I wondered why the windows where spray painted black. I just threw it away didn't even cross my mind to tell the cops about it.

patgizz
patgizz GRM+ Memberand Dork
2/25/09 9:58 p.m.

adding to this brilliant conversation

do stolen parts count at FMV or free?

just kidding, all my free parts came from dumpsters

foxtrapper
foxtrapper SuperDork
2/26/09 5:26 a.m.
Per Schroeder wrote: Um. No?

Why not? What in the rules specifies this?

914Driver
914Driver Dork
2/26/09 5:51 a.m.
foxtrapper wrote:
Per Schroeder wrote: Um. No?
Why not? What in the rules specifies this?

Public Relations

Spirit of the Event

Florida State Law

Common sense.

??

Per Schroeder
Per Schroeder Technical Editor/Advertising Director
2/26/09 6:04 a.m.

What he said.

I was expecting something like that in the Neon...all I found were condoms and lube. And some sort of gay pride CD.

Jay
Jay HalfDork
2/26/09 6:29 a.m.

I hope they were new condoms.

Raze
Raze Reader
2/26/09 7:16 a.m.

Man this thread is comic, however serious it might be, I think a thread needs to be started with 'strange things found in my new used XXX' (no pun intended on the whole XXX condom/lube thing)...

16vCorey
16vCorey SuperDork
2/26/09 8:26 a.m.
racinginc215 wrote: So lets see i can't sell the PO's stash and I can't give away the 2.3 that was in it. At least the gay pride cd has brought you hours of enjoyment.

Sure you can, on both accounts, but don't expect it to count on your challenge budget. The first one is illegal, and you can't expect a national publication to condone illegal activity. The second one is just common sense. You can't expect to put money back into your budget that doesn't exist. Use your head, don't be a joedapro.

EricM
EricM HalfDork
2/26/09 8:32 a.m.
Per Schroeder wrote: What he said. I was expecting something like that in the Neon...all I found were condoms and lube. And some sort of gay pride CD.

You ar not doing you r part to dispell the Neon Sterotypes....

914Driver
914Driver Dork
2/26/09 8:38 a.m.
racinginc215 wrote: So lets see i can't sell the PO's stash...

Post up a picture of yourself and I'll tell you how well you'll do or not do in jail.

oldopelguy
oldopelguy HalfDork
2/26/09 8:46 a.m.
16vCorey wrote: Use your head, don't be a joedapro.

Awesome!

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