So in today's cave of bad ideas, I bought a 500$ B6 A4 quattro wagon, 1.8t, that likely needs a head gasket.
Like all VAG cars from that time, it of course needs some other items.
After driving it around the block, the coilpack harness let its smoke out while idling in the garage. Okay, so that's common on these, and they make a repair harness. It popped the engine management fuse, so that did its job.
Install the repair harness, go to fire it up, fuse pops again. Figure I must have screwed up when I made the connections. Checked, all good.
So then I started digging deeper into the harness and I'm getting some funny multimeter results, so I test the replacement harness connected to the coils but not back into the factory harness that goes to the car.
Okay so maybe the replacement harness is built wrong. Remove from the car completely, test all connections and circuits, all check out good.
So I start to review the ignition coils, and well, there is definitely a problem.
I've never seen a coilpack fail this way before, but there are two showing a short between the power and ground and are (I'm assuming) causing the fuse to pop.
I'm wondering if the original harness that gets crispy from the exhaust and failed took two coils with it. Obviously they are sealed units, so there is no fixing them, and I have some coils on the way, but this all makes sense, right?
I have no idea how long the original harness has been slowly failing, so in theory, the coils could have been putting up the good fight for a while and then the guts just had enough and melted their innards together.
Just seems odd to me that any instance of a failed coilpack would cause a complete engine shutdown.