Fun made up car names.

Chrysler PT Loser

In high school we cut the emblem and rearranged the letters of a friend’s Taurus to spell uTarus. (Yes I know that’s spelled incorrectly, still funny)

Years ago someone around here had a Ford Aspire and called it the AspireR/T. I don’t remember if there was a badge or if it lived in name only. 

Edit: it was QuasiMofo with the AspireR/T

Driven5 said:

Chrysler PT Loser

PP Smoocher

Suzuki SX4 = Suzuki Sex for

Ford Aspire = Ford Assfire 

Ford Festiva = Ford Festevil

Nugi said:

Reminds me of the GTA series car names, Toyola still my fave.

"Infernus" should be a real car's name. Also I laughed pretty hard the first time I jumped on a "Faggio"

Saturn Ion --> Saturn OnIon

In my world? Honda Accordion.

Pete Gossett said:

I always thought Ford should have built a bigger & more expensive SUV named the Expenditure. 

Perfect for Government use. 

Back in the mini truck days, MITSUBISHI guys would lower their truck and change their  tailgates to read:             MI UB HI.

Im a huge Roadkill fan:

General Mayhem

General Maintenance

Crop Duster

Crusher Camaro 

Rotsun

Raunchero

Blasphemi

Dragger

BBQuda

Pigpen

Flatrod

Macho Grande

All time favorite is Homer Simpson’s Canyonero

JEEP Grand Cherokee Lardo

Appleseed said:

JEEP Grand Cherokee Lardo

Oh, great. Thanks for that. There's a GC Laredo and a Cherokee Laredo in my driveway right now, and now I'll only think of them as Lardos.

Disastro van by Chevrolet.

Ford Cli-taurus

Chrysler PT loser cruiser

Ford Thunder Chicken

Ford Mus-krat

The worst car I ever purchased was named and (and all it's relatives will always be known as) the 'Turdbota Scumlander'  

The two best nicknames ever given to cars were 'Wosh-Bonk' (McLaren) and 'Lucretia Mac Evil' (MGB)

My first auto-x car was also my daily. It was a 2001 Hyundai Elantra. It weighed 2800+lbs, made 136hp at the crank and had more body roll than a mid 80's Lincoln. I called it "Porky" because it was fat as a pig and rolled over like one too.

Adrian_Thompson said:

The worst car I ever purchased was named and (and all it's relatives will always be known as) the 'Turdbota Scumlander'  

The two best nicknames ever given to cars were 'Wosh-Bonk' (McLaren) and 'Lucretia Mac Evil' (MGB)

Thumbs up for Lucretia. Our MGB is Nigel Brimstone. 

I seem to recall inventing the Pontiac Cyst and Buick LeGroyne for a column at some point.