Texts work?
Texts work?
Sign them up for junk mail and mailing lists.
Sure!
I signed a buddy up for a gay dating service. I made him appear to be VERY desirable. That prank kept on giving for nearly a year!
What kind of farm animals did you specify in the ad?
I didn't... but ask about she does live on a farm...
I texted. No response yet. 
I left a couple of gruff messages about chainsaw.
Personal ad.
Something like "Transvestite seeks partner for light bondage and watersports, no weirdos!"
Shawn
Texted something about being awfully lonely lately and looking for a sheep.
DrBoost wrote: I signed a buddy up for a gay dating service. I made him appear to be VERY desirable. That prank kept on giving for nearly a year!
I signed a friend up for a "gay cruise" mailing list. The best part was that it took them so long to start mailing him stuff that I forgot about it. He called me in a tiff, asking whether I signed him up for this catalog he just got, and I in all seriousness said no, but that it was funny. We got a good laugh about it then my wife reminded me that we did do it. Then we got an even better laugh about it.
Ha Ha Ha keep em comin guys!!!
LOL. Just got a response. And I quote:
"Daniel ^&$% off"
I think she'll figure it out after she sees a few unfamiliar area codes.
Aww man...she answered.
I had it down..."Ceesul" was callin' about the free animals, ATV and chainsaw...fit right in because we sell animals to the college for testin'. What we don't sell to them, we sell to the dog food plant down in Portsmouth for 38 cents a pound.Some of the ones we keep for ourselves and take what we want.We use an ATV and chainsaw to cut up the rest and drag it to the brush pile on the back part of the property for the cuyots. After a month or two, my wife goes down there gets the teeth of the cows, puts 'em in inta a rock tumbler and makes bracelets. Sells 'em as free range, organic jewlrey. Let me know and I'll have Carl 'n Dale come and pick everythin' up.
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