novaderrik
novaderrik HalfDork
11/21/10 3:46 a.m.

here's my hopefully impossible to fulfill criteria:

it has to be a rwd 2 door Toyota product sold in the USA withing the last 5 years that weighs no less than 4000 pounds with a wheelbase of not less than 110" powered by an engine with not less than 8 cylinders displacing at least 300ci with wheels at least 16" in diameter... and it has to be a car- no pickups, forklifts, or other heavy equipment allowed..

this is merely a thought experiment, so i will continue to move the goalposts to clarify the parts of the criteria that i neglected to put here as people come up with examples that actually fit what i've already posted here.. oh, yeah, it has to be a car that you'd let someone give you for free..

Big ego
Big ego SuperDork
11/21/10 6:03 a.m.

93celicaGT2
93celicaGT2 SuperDork
11/21/10 8:56 a.m.
novaderrik wrote: here's my hopefully impossible to fulfill criteria: it has to be a rwd 2 door Toyota product sold in the USA withing the last 5 years that weighs no less than 4000 pounds with a wheelbase of not less than 110" powered by an engine with not less than 8 cylinders displacing at least 300ci with wheels at least 16" in diameter... and it has to be a car- no pickups, forklifts, or other heavy equipment allowed.. this is merely a thought experiment, so i will continue to move the goalposts to clarify the parts of the criteria that i neglected to put here as people come up with examples that actually fit what i've already posted here.. oh, yeah, it has to be a car that you'd let someone give you for free..

Lexus IS-F? I don't know if it's heavy enough, though.

Fit_Is_Slo
Fit_Is_Slo Reader
11/21/10 12:04 p.m.

Ls 400

Fit_Is_Slo
Fit_Is_Slo Reader
11/21/10 12:05 p.m.

After reading again I would say Lexus SC430 but why bother i say

failboat
failboat Reader
11/21/10 12:14 p.m.

SC430 was what I was going to say too. add gas and a driver and it meets all the criteria except wheelbase.

BowtieBandit
BowtieBandit New Reader
11/21/10 1:14 p.m.

Toybota FTW.

m4ff3w
m4ff3w GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
11/21/10 1:16 p.m.

The SC was only 4.3l

Zomby woof
Zomby woof Dork
11/21/10 1:23 p.m.

I think some people don't get it

2002maniac
2002maniac HalfDork
11/21/10 1:33 p.m.

Big ego
Big ego SuperDork
11/21/10 1:36 p.m.

wheelbase may be a tad small..

novaderrik
novaderrik HalfDork
11/21/10 7:53 p.m.

Lexus doesn't count it has to be branded as a Toyota. and no trucks.

Osterkraut
Osterkraut Dork
11/21/10 8:06 p.m.

Whoever started this ridiculous "thought experiment" meme needs to be beaten with a hose.

Wally
Wally GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
11/21/10 11:47 p.m.

I was going to say Camry but they only have 15's

SgtRauksauff
SgtRauksauff New Reader
11/22/10 2:25 p.m.

^^ that's a zero-door car, It needs two.

;)

itsarebuild
itsarebuild GRM+ Memberand Reader
11/22/10 2:29 p.m.
Zomby woof wrote: I think some people don't get it

me too!

93celicaGT2
93celicaGT2 SuperDork
11/22/10 2:37 p.m.

I KNOW i don't get it.

ClemSparks
ClemSparks SuperDork
11/22/10 2:42 p.m.

The General Lee, leading character in "The Dukes of Hazzard."

[since the rules are impossible to follow and you'll change 'em anyway, make 'em fit this answer]

[yes, I read the GM, free, unmodified monza/vega thread]

ClemSparks
ClemSparks SuperDork
11/22/10 2:43 p.m.
Osterkraut wrote: Whoever started this ridiculous "thought experiment" meme needs to be beaten with a hose.

The questions built to solicit the answer nobody gave. A "Jeopardy" approach to "what car"

Pumpkin Escobar
Pumpkin Escobar SuperDork
11/22/10 3:21 p.m.

Bobzilla
Bobzilla Dork
11/22/10 4:21 p.m.

The answer is : Nothing.

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