To carburetors everywhere: I'm sorry; I was wrong. I called you all kinds of names and criticized your function. I deliberately mispronounce your name to imply it is something foreign to me.
It was the frustration speaking. I take it back.
This weekend, when I was sitting in my ’66 Dodge truck, half blocking an intersection while waiting for AAA to show up with a tow truck, I had lots of time to surf the net on my phone looking up suggestions and guides on the process of rebuilding a carb. What I found was not terribly helpful- the two videos I watched on YouTube were rife with Bubba-isms and relied too heavily on an assumed comprehension of its viewers. I won’t lie: I’ve always hated carbs as they never seem to run right, and I’ll be damned if I could ever make an adjustment do what it is supposed to. But hey- I’m a smart guy. If bubba can do it, why can’t I?
My old truck has a two barrel Stromberg WW. It has always weeped a little fuel out onto the intake, so I bought a rebuild kit a few years back, but never had any motivation to actually rebuild it. I was scared. Besides, I only drive the thing to the dump and the hardware store once a month at best. The truck finally dying in the middle of the road this weekend finally gave me the motivation I needed. I didn’t know for certain that the carb was the cause, but when I opened the hood and saw it puking gas all over the 318 Poly, I thought it might be a good place to start.
After the tow dropped me back at my house (less than two miles from where it died), I tore right into it. The rebuild kit I bought had somewhat cryptic instructions as they were meant to suit the whole development range that the WW carb saw over the years. The top gasket had obviously let go, and the float was adjusted way too high. Everything else looked pretty good, but I cleaned and replaced everything I could. The setting specs listed in the instructions didn’t really make any sense for the accelerator pump, but the other measurements seemed ok. Oh yeah: did you know that some carbs use leather still? Yeah. Mine does. Animal hide.
With nothing left to do on the carb, I pulled an ignition lead and checked to make sure the truck still had spark. I forgot that the fuel pump is mechanical and would pump with even without the carb- when I cranked the engine over, the supply line belched gas in the general direction of the open intake manifold. The amazing thing is that the engine actually fired to life for a few turns! After I got over my amazement, I mopped up the excess gas on the top of the engine and bolted the Stromberg back up, apprehensive about getting the thing to start. I made an effort to prime it by squirting some gas into the main jets to fill the bowl and buckled down for a long evening of trying to get the damn thing to run.
After double-checking all the connections, I made sure the choke was set and hopped into the cab for the first attempt. I turned the key and it started right up within one crank of the engine.
Just like that. It warmed up fine. I needed to adjust the idle a little. I went for a short shake-down cruise and everything seemed to be working as it should. It ran better than it ever has in the five years I’ve owned the truck.
I’ve since had a chance to get it good and hot and haul a small load. It stumbles a little when you first press the accelerator from a stop (TorqueFlite 727 Automatic transmission) like it is getting too much gas, and I have the idle higher than it probably should be to keep it from dying on sudden deceleration. Still some tweaking to do there. I hate that it is all guesswork from here on out. I’m tempted to actually take the thing into a shop for fine tuning. I thought about putting the thing on a dyno for a proper tune, but that just sounds ridiculous. This is a seriously crusty truck that I paid $1 for, but I do like things to be done properly.
So yeah. I have to take back some of the bad things I’ve said about carbs. That thing actually works fairly well. Now if I can just figure out why the transmission wants to stay in second gear for only a few seconds or skip right to third, I’d be a happy man. Anyone want to tell me how to set the kick-down linkage?