vwcorvette
vwcorvette GRM+ Memberand Dork
10/2/12 5:12 p.m.

84 posts ago and didn't even realize it. Is that bad? Or good?

DuctTape&Bondo
DuctTape&Bondo Reader
10/2/12 5:39 p.m.

Congrats? or I'm sorry to hear?

turboswede
turboswede GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
10/2/12 5:41 p.m.

Well, that depends.....

however there is a ceremony involved. I can't promise it won't hurt, but most feel it is worth the effort.... ;)

Anyway, Welcome to the dorkitude. Now go get your Dork sticker and subscription.

vwcorvette
vwcorvette GRM+ Memberand Dork
10/2/12 6:12 p.m.

Oh crap. Yeah, the sticker. How again do I get this?

N Sperlo
N Sperlo PowerDork
10/2/12 6:46 p.m.

Meh... you figure it out:

turboswede
turboswede GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
10/2/12 6:56 p.m.

http://m.grassrootsmotorsports.com/forum/grm/attention-dorks-non-dorks-and-dork-wannabes/51336/page1/

Jaynen
Jaynen HalfDork
10/2/12 7:57 p.m.

Someday I will grow to full dork

dean1484
dean1484 GRM+ Memberand UltraDork
10/2/12 9:57 p.m.

It means you have stepped over to the dark side.

Appleseed
Appleseed PowerDork
10/3/12 1:58 a.m.

The button and info pack are in the mail.

JoeyM
JoeyM UltimaDork
10/3/12 5:23 a.m.
vwcorvette wrote: 84 posts ago and didn't even realize it. Is that bad? Or good?

With each level you'll gain new powers. For instance, at superdork, you will be given a cape, so you can fly, and you will be given a map that leads to the mysterious underground cave that all of the world's 10mm sockets have been migrating to for the last 50 years.

Some say that if you reach MegaDork, you are given the keys to a 2.0 liter gremlin, and you are taught all seven of the GRM secret memes. (I'm only up to three.) I revealed two of the secrets in the past week, and suspect that I have said too much....I need to go. My sources tell me there's a cement mixer starting up

Jcamper
Jcamper New Reader
10/5/12 11:57 a.m.

Congrats

imirk
imirk HalfDork
10/5/12 12:15 p.m.

In reply to Jcamper:

Is that guy jacking off a killer whale into a gallon ziplock?

N Sperlo
N Sperlo PowerDork
10/5/12 12:38 p.m.
imirk wrote: In reply to Jcamper: Is that guy jacking off a killer whale into a gallon ziplock?

I see a bucakke video in the near future.

NOHOME
NOHOME Dork
10/5/12 1:10 p.m.

I shell henceforth NEVER complain about my job again.

singleslammer
singleslammer HalfDork
10/5/12 1:12 p.m.

I have only made half dork. This is taking too long...

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
10/5/12 1:23 p.m.

Damn, that whale is hung like a...whale

DuctTape&Bondo
DuctTape&Bondo Reader
10/5/12 1:29 p.m.

yikes

N Sperlo
N Sperlo PowerDork
10/5/12 1:32 p.m.

Girls from party hardcore 2003r wrote:

This is taking too long...

Thats probably what the guy rubbing the whale off is thinking.

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