I need a new name!

Stanger McBanger? Banger McStanger?

driver109x wrote: Stanger McBanger? Banger McStanger?

Stanger McBanger is pretty good!

If it was purple you could call yourself StangerPurplePeopleEater

Flight Service wrote: If it was purple you could call yourself StangerPurplePeopleEater

If it was white you could use my idea for an 80's hair-metal cover band: Greatwhitelionsnake

I also vote for Javelin, unless you want to modernize a bit and go with lawn dart, but that would sound like a Mopar.

First thing I thought of was Snake Charmer. There was no second thought because the first thought was so bad.

Fordboi?

Leavin CarsNcoffee

Crowd Pulverizer

White

Evoloved Fairmont

Ferd

Horsetowardsenemy

How about FOMOFO?

FOMOFO FTMFW!

Javestang

Mustalin

Or, you know, just keep Javelin. I don't actually own an Allroad anymore but changing names midstream is harder for the fans and haters to keep up with.

Perpetual Mullet

driver109x wrote: Stanger McBanger? Banger McStanger?

Wouldn't that more properly be "Stangy McStangface"?

Crowdy mcmurderson

MOFOCO?

(always wanted to use that somewhere...)

...or go generic. My first username was stansmr2...

And congrats on the new ride.

MidnightDOHCer would be a good one if you like the Steve Miller Band.

I just put my vote in for Cobra Commander.

I kind of like Crowdy McCrashin'. I suspect Mustang memes will have the popular staying power of "planking", if anyone remembers that by now.

In reply to Type Q:

I've been hearing planking again. Apparently it's a jazzercise. Or yoga pose or crossfit thing, or whatever the trendy workout is these days. Actually looks funnier seeing people in workout clothes doing it instead of weird teenagers.

Maybe "Little Blue Dune Buggy" just to really confuse people when the see the crowd eater?

I'mHereForTheStangBang

actually I vote Cobra Commander as well.

I also support cobra commander, but mostly due to the excellent avatar selections available.

WildScotsRacing wrote:

driver109x wrote: Stanger McBanger? Banger McStanger?

Wouldn't that more properly be "Stangy McStangface"?

Like that

I think it would be easier for us if you stayed Javelin & we just remember you have a Cobra. Unless you go with the ChupaCobra....I'd remember that!

GloboGym Purple Cobras

EDIT: someone beat me to it, even used the same image

Do(h)c Ferd

the H can be taken or left.