I probably should not ask this...

... but does anyone know of a dirt cheap Lancia Scorpion in the Southeast? Prefer not running, hell don't want a motor or even a title, just a rolling shell with steering and a windshield will be fine.

Go ahead and screw up my life, you bunch of enablers.

This is the only Scorpion AutoTempest can find on craigslist that isn't a pet scorpion or Scorpion from Mortal Kombat.

http://cleveland.craigslist.org/cto/2764293708.html

That's definitely a nice one. I'm looking for a, er, molestable car.

So, uh...

What's the plan here?

I really, really like those.

Curmudgeon wrote: That's definitely a nice one. I'm looking for a, er, molestable car.

I've seen what you do to cars J, it's not molestation, it's rape plain and simple. Violent and abusive rape, with a plasma cutter.

Woody wrote: I really, really like those.

You, me, and Herbie like those.

Do I smell a crap can racer 037 Stradale replica?

Toyman01 wrote:

Curmudgeon wrote: That's definitely a nice one. I'm looking for a, er, molestable car.

I've seen what you do to cars J, it's not molestation, it's rape plain and simple. Violent and abusive rape, with a plasma cutter.

I just Lol'd... At work... Now everyone's looking at me funny. Thanks for that.

HappyAndy wrote: Do I smell a crap can racer 037 Stradale replica?

Just in case...

http://www.abarth-gmr.be/forum/index.php?topic=3398.0

Toyman01 wrote:

Curmudgeon wrote: That's definitely a nice one. I'm looking for a, er, molestable car.

I've seen what you do to cars J, it's not molestation, it's rape plain and simple. Violent and abusive rape, with a plasma cutter.

The attorney got it knocked down to molestation so I'm sticking with that. Along with bewbies and money schemes there's been a Scorpion based plan bubbling in my addled brain for a long time and that Matra Murena got me thinking of it again. I'd almost be willing to use a 1st gen MR2 but I don't fit so well in those. But even that is not completely off the table, it would have to be a slicktop or at least sunroof car (no T tops) and be dirt cheap.

EDIT: Oh fer Chrissakes there's a 1985 MR2 on Augusta CL $375 OBO.

Curmudgeon wrote: that Matra Murena got me thinking of it again

From the hotlink thread?

That's the one.

I'm sure this involves a vehicular rape on the scale of Nanking; yet, only very, very good things can come of it.

you know.. there were only 1803 of them ever imported to the states.. finding a decent one is always a challenge. Finding one without a cracked windshield.. that is a double challenge