If Dogs Could Drive What Would They Drive.

So this thought popped in my head today.

Chihuahuas - for sure they would drive Altimas

Jack Russell Terrier - I'm thinking NA Miata

Dachshund - Datsun naturally 

Dobberman - M3

Rottweiler - M5

Labrador...........pick up truck.

Labrodoodles would absolutely be in a Tesla X. Interesting, high-end, and unique when they came out and now they're just everywhere.

A Ruf?

I assume we all knew the answer from years ago?

Nissan tried to help us too.  
 

Fiat Bark-keta

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiat_Barchetta

Tiny rat-dogs would be driving lifted half-tons.

In reply to Datsun310Guy :

Seconded. And that is clearly a stylized Bugatti Type 35.

Dogs have good taste.

I'll just let a dog tell you himself - one of my favorites:

Dalmatian - Fire Engine

Beagle - Sopwith Camel

I have a Pit Bull.  While you might think she would drive something like a 70 Chevelle big block or a Lead Sled, you would be wrong.  She is the mildest, cutest, dorkiest pup you could ever meet.  She would drive a Nissan Leaf.

For our poodle, I'm thinking V8 Miata on R comps.  He seems to like speed, and more importantly, speed and good brakes would help in chasing down squirrels or catching up to other dogs to get their attention. 

If he went for anything else, it would probably be a boat.  He absolutely loves them. 

Just to double down on a Dad joke I've been sitting on for 30 years or more, a Jeep WagginEar.

dculberson said:

In reply to Datsun310Guy :

Seconded. And that is clearly a stylized Bugatti Type 35.

Dogs have good taste.

^Saving this photo, as it may be the most beautiful car that I've ever seen.

I've seen the car, and spoken with its owners. I'm pretty sure that this is my Powerball Daily Driver.

Apparently, Shibas drive Mercedes (this is probably the scene after they run away with their money after their cryptocurrency tanks): https://www.instagram.com/reel/CY_op_hI6L9/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y%3D

I figured they would drive something more eclectic, but something they could profit off of.

I had an Afghan hound. I picture him in a 1930s Rolls-Royce, but he wouldn't drive - he would be chauffeured, of course.

Hey, I know the answer to this one.

Dogs drive Minis, apparently:

History has shown that cats are inferior drivers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fvsItXYgzk

Maybe white Broncos?

https://youtu.be/yCdB0oBS7TE

my pit would totally drive a first-gen Neon.  Hi!

A Wrangler, so they could take the doors off and fold down the windshield.

my dogs like blue cars the best, so they would drive blue cars...

*the reason for this is that my wife drives (and has for 10+ years) a blue SUV and the dogs much prefer to go for a ride in her larger car when she the much less aggressive driver is behind the wheel.  

I'm thinking Grrremlin.

A speedster anything. That way they don't have to stick their head out the window.

I assume one of these would be popular