Wonder how real it is and how many rubles I'll need...
boxedfox said:Why does it look like a LADA concept car from the 70's?
Russians get nostalgic for their first car, too.
Excellent comrade.....now fix those decadent headlights and wheels. Why ruin glorious designing by best artists in mother Russia with touches from the capitalist swine.....
Love that you have this cute little baby blue car with assault rifles and what looks like a tank turret in the background. Hopefully the dealership showrooms are like that.
"So, you understand comrade what happens to you if you try not to buy car..."
NYET! WAGON IS FINE.
WHY YOU WANT WHEELS FOR KALASHNIKOV? IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH AS PROCURED FROM IZHEVSK MECHANICAL WORKS? YOU THINK NEEDS IMPROVEMENT? THEN MAYBE YOU FIND JOB WITH ARMY OF RUSSIA! YOU HAVE DRINKS WITH MIKHAIL KALASHNIKOV, TRADE STORY OF MANY VEHICLES DESIGNED AND DETAILS OF SCHOOL FOR ENGINEERING!
OR MAYBE YOU NOT DO THIS. PROBABLY IS BECAUSE YOU NEVER DESIGN VEHICLE IN WHOLE LIFE. YOU LOOK AT FINE RUSSIAN WAGON, THINK IT NEED CRAZY BODY KIT ON ALL SIDES OF WAGON. YOU HAVE DISEASE OF AMERICAN CAPITALIST, CHANGE THING THAT IS FINE FOR NO REASON EXCEPT TO LOOK DIFFERENT FROM COMRADE. YOU PUT CHEAP EXHAUST OF CHINESE SLAVE FACTORY ON ONE SIDE, YOU PUT BAD STRIPE OF AMERICAN MIDDLE WEST ON OTHER SIDE, YOU PUT NEON LIGHTS ON BOTTOM SO YOU ARE LIKE AMERICAN MOVIE GUY VIN DIESEL. MAYBE YOU PUT GEARSHIFT ON TOP TO BERKELEY YOURSELF IN SHINY HAPPY PERSON FOR MAKING SHAMEFUL TRAVESTY OF WAGON OF MIKHAIL KALASHNIKOV, NO?
WAGON IS FINE. YOU BERKELEY IT, IT ONLY GET HEAVY AND YOU STILL NO HIT LARGEST SIDE OF APEX. GO TO TRACK DAY, PRACTICE WITH MANY TIRE OF HANDLING. THEN YOU NOT NEED DUMB E36 M3 PUT ON SIDE OF WAGON.
Joe Gearin said:Excellent comrade.....now fix those decadent headlights and wheels. Why ruin glorious designing by best artists in mother Russia with touches from the capitalist swine.....
Lol
In reply to T.J. :
I've been noticing on other social media sites that any Kalashnikov news article keeps getting reposted (by multiple different users)
I'd be wary of this
boxedfox said:Why does it look like a LADA concept car from the 70's?
Because when AvtoVAZ made the 2105, there was no more need for improvement.
(TIL that Renault owns a majority share of AvtoVAZ now. So a French company owns a Russian company that builds ruggedized Italian cars. Neat.)
TheRX7Project said:In reply to Robbie :
There is nothing in that showroom which I would not like to own.
I disagree. I don't like polished floors.
The Kalashnikov electric bike.
Another vehicle on display is Kalashnikov's new SM-1 electric motorcycle. With an austere frame and suspension fit for off-road travel, it has a respectable range of up to 150km (93 miles) and top speed of up to 90 km/h (55mph).
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