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Tyler H (Forum Supporter)
Tyler H (Forum Supporter) GRM+ Memberand UberDork
2/3/21 2:39 p.m.
1988RedT2 said:

Dang!  Where's the finger down the throat smiley when you really need it?  That one entire nauseatingly cliche-ridden paragraph used way too many words to say absolutely nothing. 

You want to "deliver happiness?" 

Continue to make interesting cars that don't fall apart.

OMG...they make cars that don't even have names, just letters and numbers, and now they want to sell you a bucketful of Good Vibes, just like Subaru.  BARF.

"We here at Lexus make reliable lifestyle trophies for up-and-coming yuppies.  We're probably going to do an electric one like a Model 3, except with more Toyota-ness.  You should buy it!  It will look great parked next to your brother in law's Camry at the next family gathering."

spacecadet (Forum Supporter)
spacecadet (Forum Supporter) GRM+ Memberand UltraDork
2/3/21 3:17 p.m.
Tyler H (Forum Supporter) said:

"We here at [INSERT LUXURY AUTOMAKER] make lifestyle trophies.  We're probably going to do an electric one like a Model 3, except with more [INSERT BRAND IDENTITY]-ness.  You should buy it!  It will look great parked next to your brother in law's Camry at the next family gathering."

Your comment described basically every luxury automaker right now, so I fixed it..

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