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Woody
Woody GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
2/15/15 9:08 p.m.

http://fox8.com/2015/02/15/oscar-meyer-wienermobile-crashes-in-pennsylvania/

captdownshift
captdownshift GRM+ Memberand Dork
2/15/15 9:21 p.m.

It surged into a crevice just before reaching Intercourse.

Lancer007
Lancer007 Dork
2/15/15 9:43 p.m.

That's about 50 miles from Intercourse, so they were just a little premature.

moparman76_69
moparman76_69 SuperDork
2/15/15 9:45 p.m.

The wienermobile crashed into a pole? #yourdoingitwrong

gamby
gamby UltimaDork
2/16/15 1:25 a.m.

They stopped abruptly at Jackson Hole.

RexSeven
RexSeven UberDork
2/16/15 2:17 a.m.

moparman76_69 wrote: The wienermobile crashed into a pole? #yourdoingitwrong

Feedyurhed
Feedyurhed SuperDork
2/16/15 6:05 a.m.

That will need some body work and Viagra.

TRoglodyte
TRoglodyte SuperDork
2/16/15 6:37 a.m.

Should have used protection.

slantvaliant
slantvaliant SuperDork
2/16/15 7:37 a.m.

The driver just couldn't cut the mustard.

trucke
trucke HalfDork
2/16/15 8:14 a.m.

Somebody was hot doggin' it.

pinchvalve
pinchvalve GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
2/16/15 8:25 a.m.

I relish in all the innuendo.

Trans_Maro
Trans_Maro UberDork
2/16/15 9:17 a.m.

In-your-endo...

CGLockRacer
CGLockRacer GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
2/16/15 9:24 a.m.

I was late to this thread. I need to ketchup.

CGLockRacer
CGLockRacer GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
2/16/15 9:24 a.m.

Looks like it needs just the tip repaired.

Either that or it was being circumcised.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
2/16/15 9:39 a.m.

Could've been a lot worse. Sometimes when a weiner goes off-track and hits something solid, it can suffer a serious bend in the middle instead of just some front-end damage.

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
2/16/15 10:33 a.m.

Last I heard a young woman was the pilot, but it appears they have a rotating stock of Stigs.

Anyone with track experience want a crack at it?

http://hotdoggerblog.com/be-a-hotdogger/

pirate
pirate Reader
2/16/15 11:17 a.m.

If it lasts for more then four hours seek medical help!

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
2/16/15 11:19 a.m.
trucke wrote: Somebody was hot doggin' it.

Looks like there was plenty of lube, they just missed the hole.

turboswede
turboswede GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
2/16/15 11:48 a.m.

bravenrace
bravenrace MegaDork
2/16/15 12:08 p.m.

I just came in. Uh, I gotta go.

Woody
Woody GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
2/16/15 12:13 p.m.

I'm hoping that she will handle it...

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
2/16/15 12:22 p.m.

In reply to Woody:

That is an unexpected turn of events!

patgizz
patgizz GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
2/16/15 12:27 p.m.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: In reply to Woody: That is an unexpected turn of events!

because the girl being inside the sausage sounds completely backwards?

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
2/16/15 12:28 p.m.

I'd let her drive my weinermobile any time! If I had a truck that looked like a giant hot dog, that is.

oldeskewltoy
oldeskewltoy SuperDork
2/16/15 12:31 p.m.

the maturity level in this forum is counter to the # of pages this thread will bring....

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