David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
4/2/15 10:17 a.m.

I drove the intern to lunch the other day in my 240SX, and she practically screamed when I turned the key. Why? She had never experienced the "motorized mice" passive restraints that predated today's airbags.

Pretty sure she Snapchatted them to her peeps.

RossD
RossD PowerDork
4/2/15 10:19 a.m.

Did you have to explain that the extra handle on the door can be turned to move the window up and down?

Woody
Woody GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
4/2/15 10:20 a.m.

Your intern is very fortunate.

DaveEstey
DaveEstey PowerDork
4/2/15 10:20 a.m.

Lord knows how many times people have nearly been strangled by those things hahaha

David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
4/2/15 10:21 a.m.
RossD wrote: Did you have to explain that the extra handle on the door can be turned to move the window up and down?

Power windows, baby.

DeadSkunk
DeadSkunk UltraDork
4/2/15 10:29 a.m.

I've got one car with the top of the shoulder belt attached to the door and a separate lap belt. I need to change that to a conventional 3-point belt one of these days.

jstein77
jstein77 SuperDork
4/2/15 10:43 a.m.

My old Escort had one of those motorized belts. More than once, I opened the door and stuck my helmeted head out, only to have it trapped up against the A pillar.

I don't miss it.

Jerry
Jerry SuperDork
4/2/15 10:45 a.m.

My 93 Eagle Talon had them. Hated them...

T.J.
T.J. PowerDork
4/2/15 10:48 a.m.

I only had one car, a Mercury Tracer wagon, that had those motorized killers. Oh, wait, I think the Saturn SL1 I owned for a little while may have also had them, but they didn't always work in that car.

clutchsmoke
clutchsmoke Dork
4/2/15 11:20 a.m.

Just to complete the sentence that you started with your title. "Motorized mice seatbelts are the bane of my existence." So many cars I love have them. Hate them so much..

ssswitch
ssswitch Reader
4/2/15 11:24 a.m.

I'm sort of glad that Canada largely outlawed them. Unfortunately it cost us the B13 SE-R. :(

Swank Force One
Swank Force One MegaDork
4/2/15 11:36 a.m.

MX6 and Escort both had/have them. They didn't work in the Escort, worked just fine in the MX6.

gearheadE30
gearheadE30 Reader
4/2/15 12:17 p.m.

SVX has them, and to be honest, now that I'm used to them, I really don't mind. It has, however, caused the unfortunate problem in my other cars where I try to get out without first taking the seatbelt off. This is quite entertaining for passengers.

Lof8
Lof8 GRM+ Memberand Reader
4/2/15 12:21 p.m.

"Pretty sure she Snapchatted them to her peeps."

I lol'd at this.

moparman76_69
moparman76_69 UltraDork
4/2/15 12:23 p.m.

I thought this was a thread on how to properly belt in a mouse.

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 PowerDork
4/2/15 12:23 p.m.

I've heard of peeps. Peeps are those marshmallow candies you see at Easter. I have no idea what a "snapchat" is.

moparman76_69
moparman76_69 UltraDork
4/2/15 12:27 p.m.

In reply to 1988RedT2:

Its what kids use to send naked pics to each other because they think there is no way for them to be saved.

oldeskewltoy
oldeskewltoy SuperDork
4/2/15 12:28 p.m.

My wife isn't a fan... she doesn't particularly enjoy the belt as it finds its way between her boobs

Streetwiseguy
Streetwiseguy PowerDork
4/2/15 12:50 p.m.
gearheadE30 wrote: SVX has them, and to be honest, now that I'm used to them, I really don't mind. It has, however, caused the unfortunate problem in my other cars where I try to get out without first taking the seatbelt off. This is quite entertaining for passengers.

This shouldn't be a problem, because if you are not doing up the lap belt along with the motorised belt, you will tear you liver in half when you have a collision.

Motorised shoulder belts are one of the most dangerous things ever invented.

rcutclif
rcutclif GRM+ Memberand HalfDork
4/2/15 1:05 p.m.

So how did you explain that even though the seatbelt is automatic, you still have to buckle yourself in?

David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
4/2/15 2:04 p.m.
rcutclif wrote: So how did you explain that even though the seatbelt is automatic, you still have to buckle yourself in?

I told her that things were primitive back in the '90s.

Duke
Duke MegaDork
4/2/15 2:09 p.m.

My mother's '89 Accord coupe had the non-motorized but still door-mounted seat belts. They were supposed to swing out of your way as you opened the door. What really happened is that you left them buckled and had to get in and out of the car through a spiderweb, or you unbuckled them and then slammed the door on the hanging buckle and berked up the door card.

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