Behold the Power of Cheese. Team Eccentric Bastard in association with Bratspeed Motorsport and Circle C Automotive are pleased to announce that the almighty Jay has informed them that their car, “Le Grande Fromage” – yes, the big cheese, the latest advance in bio-fuel racing, has been accepted in the grid for the 24 hour of Lemons New England.
But Cheese and Bio-Fuel, how could this be? Well it is estimated that 70% of adult humans are lactose intolerant. Scientists at Team Eccentric Bastard have therefore realized that feeding large quantities of cheese to the est. 4.2 billion lactose intolerant people on the planet, will produce vast quantities of gas, thereby solving the world’s energy crisis. Clearly, much work is yet to be done to capture and refine this gas into the worlds next bio-fuel, but rest assured, Scientists at Team Eccentric Bastard are working to solve the problem, so we all may look forward to a better, stinky-er, cheesier future.
And what better vehicle to promote the consumption of cheese and the generation of gas than Le Grande Fromage. Until recently it was an 89 VW Jetta, but after purchasing it for the princely sum of $350, Team Eccentric Bastard has transformed it into a flying wedge of swiss cheese (literally). Along with its crack pit crew of cheese heads, Le Grande Fromage is ready to make fondue of its opponents.
Regards
Bratspeed
