One of The Wife's jobs at work is planning events for her stroke group. She asked me for ideas and I came upon a group in Canada hosting a wheelchair orgy. She said I don't need to help anymore.
http://m.torontosun.com/2015/06/03/accessible-orgy-a-go-for-disabled
Oops, That should have been in the Off Topic section.
I think this also belongs in the "what has been seen can't be unseen thread".
Also goes along with the fact that I bet Helen Keller would've been amazing in bed, I figure her sense of touch had to be heightened to epic levels. That being said, I bet that she would've made some of the most horrific sounds known to man during intercourse and there's the issue of consent when it involves someone who is blind and deaf. There's no bigger mood killer then typing out a sex contract in braille.
captdownshift wrote: There's no bigger mood killer then typing out a sex contract in braille.
If this made it into "Say What" I would be sooo happy. (I understand why it wouldnt for the obvious reasons though)
Quote from link:
If you’re not shy, well, “a wheelchair can become just a big sex toy,” says Andrew Morrison-Gurza, 31, another organizer and disability awareness consultant who has cerebral palsy.
This could open up opportunities for a new GRM Challenge. 
captdownshift wrote: Also goes along with the fact that I bet Helen Keller would've been amazing in bed, I figure her sense of touch had to be heightened to epic levels. That being said, I bet that she would've made some of the most horrific sounds known to man during intercourse and there's the issue of consent when it involves someone who is blind and deaf. There's no bigger mood killer then typing out a sex contract in braille.
Uh, I'm pretty sure not even a blind and deaf girl could fail to understand when a guy wants sex. That's usually both blindingly obvious (so she's one step ahead here) and a given if he's breathing.
Margie
This thread got dark. I like it.
Apexcarver wrote:captdownshift wrote: There's no bigger mood killer then typing out a sex contract in braille.If this made it into "Say What" I would be sooo happy. (I understand why it wouldnt for the obvious reasons though)
It seems the first rule of "Say what?" is to never request a post be included in "Say what"...
I wonder if it would be like that movie "Crash"?
Squeeky squeeky creeeeak 
Marjorie Suddard wrote:captdownshift wrote: Also goes along with the fact that I bet Helen Keller would've been amazing in bed, I figure her sense of touch had to be heightened to epic levels. That being said, I bet that she would've made some of the most horrific sounds known to man during intercourse and there's the issue of consent when it involves someone who is blind and deaf. There's no bigger mood killer then typing out a sex contract in braille.Uh, I'm pretty sure not even a blind and deaf girl could fail to understand when a guy wants sex. That's usually both blindingly obvious (so she's one step ahead here) and a given if he's breathing. Margie
Coffee out nose and on keyboard. People looking at me. Thanks.
Holy E36 M3 this thread delivers. My daughter wants to know why I am laughing so hard. She's six. I ain't gonna tell her.
Best. Thread. Ever.
Marjorie Suddard wrote:captdownshift wrote: Also goes along with the fact that I bet Helen Keller would've been amazing in bed, I figure her sense of touch had to be heightened to epic levels. That being said, I bet that she would've made some of the most horrific sounds known to man during intercourse and there's the issue of consent when it involves someone who is blind and deaf. There's no bigger mood killer then typing out a sex contract in braille.Uh, I'm pretty sure not even a blind and deaf girl could fail to understand when a guy wants sex. That's usually both blindingly obvious (so she's one step ahead here) ... Margie
I'd hate to be one of the personal aides. "Just roll me back and forth". "Faster! Faster!"
In reply to Wally:
OMFG Wally. That creates such a terrible mental picture that cannot be unseen. I just about fell out of my chair laughing so hard. One of my subordinates came into the room and asked "Sergeant, are you OK?" LOL
spitfirebill said: I think this also belongs in the "what has been seen can't be unseen thread".
why? people with disabilities have the desire to get laid just like the rest of us. sex is probably human's most primal need besides eating to stay alive.
So, your wife had a stroke group BEFORE you suggested a wheelchair orgy?
I am trying to decide if I ever want to meet either of you, or just continue to enjoy my imaginary friends.
Damn... Doing everything I can to not laugh and wakeup my wife.....
clutchsmoke wrote: This thread got dark. I like it.
If this is in reply to the Helen Keller stuff, "I see what you did there"
captdownshift wrote: Also goes along with the fact that I bet Helen Keller would've been amazing in bed, I figure her sense of touch had to be heightened to epic levels. That being said, I bet that she would've made some of the most horrific sounds known to man during intercourse and there's the issue of consent when it involves someone who is blind and deaf. There's no bigger mood killer then typing out a sex contract in braille.
Sounds like you've spent a lot of time thinking about this. A lot.
patgizz wrote:spitfirebill said: I think this also belongs in the "what has been seen can't be unseen thread".why? people with disabilities have the desire to get laid just like the rest of us. sex is probably human's most primal need besides eating to stay alive.
Damn right. And I bet there is a ready audience of people who want to download the videos, just judging from what is available out there on the web. Um, at least that's what people tell me.
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