Sultan
Sultan HalfDork
7/3/13 8:58 a.m.

Does anybody have opinions on Hennessy Honda in Woodstock? Are they a good dealership to work with?

DILYSI Dave
DILYSI Dave MegaDork
7/3/13 9:01 a.m.

I heard they suck. Screwed some guy by berkeleying up an unneeded service, and then refused to make it right. Of course, I also heard that Honda North America did him no favors either. Too bad.

<--Fleet used to include 5 hondas at one time, and I've had probably a dozen. Now it's two Fords, a Chevy, a Jeep, and a Mazda.

clownkiller
clownkiller Reader
7/3/13 9:02 a.m.

I hear they love loosely plugging trannys. So hennessy honda in Woodstock SUCKS.

Bobzilla
Bobzilla UberDork
7/3/13 9:02 a.m.

I heard Hennessy Honda of Woodstock sucks. Like, I heard they suck so bad Dyson is investigating a possible patent infringement. That's how bad Hennessy Honda of Woodstock sucks.

The_Jed
The_Jed SuperDork
7/3/13 9:05 a.m.

Their one redeeming quality is they offer full retail on bags of dicks. They can't seem to get enough of those! The sweatier the better!!

Other than that they SUCK!!!!

cwh
cwh PowerDork
7/3/13 9:09 a.m.

Was that a legit question?

clownkiller
clownkiller Reader
7/3/13 9:14 a.m.
cwh wrote: Was that a legit question?

OP lives in the Seattle area, so the opinion Hennessy Honda SUCKS has made it to the West coast now!

Woody
Woody GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
7/3/13 9:27 a.m.

The Suck is strong with this one.

beans
beans Reader
7/3/13 12:51 p.m.

Someone needs to add "Hennessy Honda in Woodstock" to the definition of 'suck' in urbandictionary.com

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury MegaDork
7/3/13 12:55 p.m.
clownkiller wrote: I hear they love loosely plugging trannys. So hennessy honda in Woodstock SUCKS.

Loosely plugging trannys? Sounds rather non committal...either you swing that way or you dont. I bet Hennessy Honda of woodstock doesnt even have the damn courtesy to give a guy a reach around.

Boy do they ever suck bagfulls of phallus

Javelin
Javelin GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
7/3/13 12:55 p.m.

http://www.yelp.com/biz/hennessy-honda-of-woodstock-woodstock?sort_by=date_desc

Boy, that 1 star review from today sure looks bad!

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
7/3/13 12:55 p.m.

Hennessy Honda of woodstock turned me into a newt.

clownkiller
clownkiller Reader
7/3/13 12:56 p.m.
4cylndrfury wrote:
clownkiller wrote: I hear they love loosely plugging trannys. So hennessy honda in Woodstock SUCKS.
Loosely plugging trannys? Sounds rather non committal...either you swing that way or you dont. I bet Hennessy Honda of woodstock doesnt even have the damn courtesy to give a guy a reach around. Boy do they ever suck bagfulls of phallus

LOL.....Nice

ebonyandivory
ebonyandivory HalfDork
7/3/13 12:59 p.m.

I heard somewhere--the name escapes me just now--that Hennessy Honda sucks. It was a very reputable source though. Heard they screw the owners into BS services then break stuff and try to make the owner pay for it.

I'll tell whoever listens.

David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
7/3/13 1:00 p.m.

And I'm going to lock this since it's obviously trolling.

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury MegaDork
7/3/13 1:00 p.m.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: Hennessy Honda of woodstock turned me into a newt.

BURN THEM ANYWAY!!!

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