stuart in mn
stuart in mn MegaDork
11/13/24 10:00 a.m.

Imagine getting a call from the restoration shop that your freshly painted and nearly restored BMW 850i had just been trampled by a moose. This happened at Schmiedmann's facility in Sweden.

 

Colin Wood
Colin Wood Associate Editor
11/13/24 10:35 a.m.

If this happened in the U.S. and that was my 850i, I'd probably call B.S.

But I feel like moose shenanigans are fairly standard in Sweden, so I'd probably be more like "Again? That's the third time this week. I'm going to need a bag of salted licorice to calm down."

Woody (Forum Supportum)
Woody (Forum Supportum) GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
11/13/24 10:43 a.m.

Wow... people are restoring 850s already?

stuart in mn
stuart in mn MegaDork
11/13/24 10:45 a.m.

In reply to Woody (Forum Supportum) :

They're anywhere from 25 to 35 years old now.

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 MegaDork
11/13/24 10:51 a.m.

Hardly a panel undamaged.  That looks like it was probably payback.  My guess is the moose had an unpleasant encounter with a similar, or that same car, and was looking to even the score. 

 

RacerBoy75
RacerBoy75 Reader
11/13/24 11:29 a.m.

That is what happens when you have too much to drink at the Moose Club. Ba-boom!

Trent
Trent UltimaDork
11/13/24 11:29 a.m.
Woody (Forum Supportum) said:

Wow... people are restoring 850s already?

This bad MF'er was one of the few cars at SEMA I genuinely liked. It has swallowed everything important from an E60 M5.

I feel like the time has come to celebrate the E31 

Woody (Forum Supportum)
Woody (Forum Supportum) GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
11/13/24 11:53 a.m.

In reply to Trent :

I'm not knocking these cars by any means. I've always loved them.

But in my mind, they came out about three years ago. I'm pretty sure I just read about them in Autoweek magazine...
 

theruleslawyer
theruleslawyer Reader
11/13/24 11:56 a.m.

A Møøse once bit my sister... No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...

Kreb (Forum Supporter)
Kreb (Forum Supporter) GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
11/13/24 12:28 p.m.

It was a Volvo Moose. Darn immigrants!

Moose are scary on a variety of levels. My Alaska Ranger uncle has had more problems with them than bears.

JG Pasterjak
JG Pasterjak Production/Art Director
11/13/24 1:42 p.m.

I wonder if Norwegian insurance UIs have a dropdown for "moose" or they have to fill it in by hand.

Also, with the amount of damage to the 8 series and the E46 gettting barely scuffed, I second the opinion that this is personal.

Jesse Ransom
Jesse Ransom GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
11/13/24 2:22 p.m.

I don't really care for that color either, but someone should talk to that moose about letting other peo... animals like what they like.

Karacticus
Karacticus GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
11/13/24 2:55 p.m.

A Møøse once bit my sister ... No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink".

theruleslawyer
theruleslawyer Reader
11/13/24 3:03 p.m.
Karacticus said:

A Møøse once bit my sister ... No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink".

Are yøu talking øf Inga? I always suspected my father Sven had anøther family. Yøu see he was a traveling a løt selling thøse little garden gnøomes.

Trent
Trent UltimaDork
11/13/24 3:26 p.m.
Woody (Forum Supportum) said:

In reply to Trent :

I'm not knocking these cars by any means. I've always loved them.

But in my mind, they came out about three years ago. I'm pretty sure I just read about them in Autoweek magazine...
 

Tell me about it brother!

my "modern classic" 81 pickup is significantly older than the 50's cars I thought were so cool when I was in high school.

dean1484
dean1484 GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
11/13/24 7:15 p.m.

So who pays for that?  I can see it getting all tied up in the blame game if insurance is involved. 

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
11/13/24 7:21 p.m.

Either it was personal or moose aren't smarter than deer. I worry about deer. I spotted this fella about a 10-15min ride from the shop where my Toyobaru is:

Pete. (l33t FS)
Pete. (l33t FS) GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
11/13/24 7:35 p.m.
JG Pasterjak said:

I wonder if Norwegian insurance UIs have a dropdown for "moose" or they have to fill it in by hand.

Also, with the amount of damage to the 8 series and the E46 gettting barely scuffed, I second the opinion that this is personal.

The E46 was attacked by llamas that were hastily brought in to replace the moose and at great expense.

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