Strange things are afoot on the Mazda GD.
Anyways, on my way into work today, i noticed that my cooling fan wasn't turning on when i pulled into the parking garage.
Meh. No big deal, i was getting ready to re-vamp the cooling setup, anyways.
I worked my shift, then went to leave, and it all went bad.
Car started right up. Weather is getting E36 M3ty, so i flipped my lights on. Car dies immediately. Hrm. Shut off lights. Start car again, flip on lights, car dies again.
Leave lights on, try to start car, unsuccessful. Check alternator and battery, both are good.
Find out the car keeps running with the running lights on, but will only shut off if the headlights are turned on. So, i decide i'll just drive it home.
Here's where it gets weird. Since it's crappy out, i decide to make sure my wipers work. On the lowest setting, they make it halfway across my windshield, then stop. Work fine on the higher settings.
ALSO, if my running lights are on, and i flip on my turn signal, i get some bleed-over on the dash lights. If i flip on left, the left blinks, the right blinks faintly and my high beam indicator blinks faintly.
If i flip on right, the right links, the left blinks faintly, and the high beam indicator blinks faintly. In all scenarios, they're flashing too fast.
If i turn on the hazards, the car shuts off.
If my running lights are on, and i flip a turn signal, and check and see what it looks like from the OUTSIDE, pretty much all the signal lights are blinking. Oh, and the running lights blink at the same time as well. It's really REALLY weird.
Basically, the only way the car drives without a hitch at the moment is if it's daylight and sunny. HALP.
I know it's gotta be a short of some kind. Would it be a power wire grounding to the chassis somewhere likely? Any ideas if i should start at the light end? Or if it sounds like something more likely to be found in the dash? (Dear god i hope not)