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Robbie
Robbie GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
12/20/19 2:10 p.m.

Well, I have a few bicycles. Maybe a wheelchair?

I also have 3 vehicles in the garage currently that will need help to hit 60 in their current motorless state.

Our slowest running car is the 87 jag xj6.

Don49
Don49 Dork
12/20/19 2:27 p.m.

My International toterhome. I think you could time it with a sundial!

Streetwiseguy
Streetwiseguy MegaDork
12/20/19 2:58 p.m.

I had to think about this for a while.  I have a TT6 XC90.  Not a rocket, but it will go when needed.  Small blower on my 82 Camaro will run 13's.  LQ4 six litre in my 67 Camaro, hasn't been to the strip yet, but I'll be shocked if it isn't low 14's.  SRT4 Neon, quick.  SR20 swapped B13 Sentra, zippy.  2000 Silverado, willing. 

Slowest vehicle I own, paradoxically, is my Neon race car.blush

59fsp
59fsp None
12/20/19 3:22 p.m.

'68 Fiat 500. 17hp, allegedly. 

0-60 *kph*? No problem, 17.6sec, just checked it.  0-60mph? unknown. I've never had the courage. At 90kph, it's definitely in "the back wants to be at the front, please" territory. 

02Pilot
02Pilot SuperDork
12/20/19 4:17 p.m.

My 1989 Saab 900S has to be the slowest. 125bhp and ~2800lbs. Not sure what the nominal time is supposed to be, and I haven't tested mine, but it's not fast. The rubbery gear change won't help, nor will the studded Hakkapeliittas.

RossD
RossD MegaDork
12/20/19 4:26 p.m.

Just a bit under 15 seconds!

wspohn
wspohn Dork
12/20/19 4:36 p.m.

Slowest would be my 1962 MGA coupe (using MGB engine) at around 12 secs. 0-60.

Fastest is my modded Solstice GXP in the low 4 sec. range.

Toyman01
Toyman01 GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
12/20/19 5:06 p.m.

SanFord is by far the slowest. 0-60 is going to be in excess of 25-30 seconds, assuming you are headed down hill and can hit 60. 

Next up is the Samurai. Not sure how slow, but moving with todays traffic can be interesting. 

Next slowest is probably the Blunder Bus, 31' Tiffin on a F53 Ford chassis. With a 460, it's not horribly slow but it burns an enormous amount of fuel when you drive hard enough to keep up with traffic at the red light. 

The two quickest would be the G35 @ 5.6, 0-60 and my Silverado @ 7.4, 0-60. 

 

Mazdax605
Mazdax605 UberDork
12/20/19 5:16 p.m.

89 Delica Starwagon turbo diesel. 0-60, eventually!! Theoretically. 

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
12/20/19 5:38 p.m.

1994 4-Runner w/stick.

Keith Tanner
Keith Tanner GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
12/20/19 6:17 p.m.

Fastest here is going to be the Targa Miata. Somewhere in the upper 3s range. But that's not the competition we're having here.

Fun fact: I haven't tested it, but the ratings say that the 1966 Cadillac should be faster than the 1990 Miata parked beside it. Twice the weight, four times the engine.

frenchyd
frenchyd PowerDork
12/20/19 6:36 p.m.

In reply to Robbie :

1953 MGTD , since 60 mph is within 10 mph of it's top speed probably 25-35 seconds? 
I was wrong.  Wikipedia puts 0-60 at 18.3 seconds. 

Slippery
Slippery GRM+ Memberand UltraDork
12/20/19 8:37 p.m.

Measured in miles. 

pimpm3
pimpm3 UltraDork
12/20/19 9:09 p.m.

The corvair is definitely not fast, I have no idea how long it would take...

A 401 CJ
A 401 CJ GRM+ Memberand Dork
12/20/19 9:16 p.m.
59fsp said:

'68 Fiat 500. 17hp, allegedly. 

0-60 *kph*? No problem, 17.6sec, just checked it.  0-60mph? unknown. I've never had the courage. At 90kph, it's definitely in "the back wants to be at the front, please" territory. 

Welcome to the forum!

SPG123
SPG123 HalfDork
12/20/19 9:27 p.m.

Current slowest is our 86 F250 non turbo Diesel 4WD ex fire truck. Old smokey. Slow but steady..

Robbie
Robbie GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
12/20/19 9:32 p.m.
SPG123 said:

Current slowest is our 86 F250 non turbo Diesel 4WD ex fire truck. Old smokey. Slow but steady..

I had an 84. Slow, but same speed if you chain it to a house.

spitfirebill
spitfirebill MegaDork
12/20/19 9:40 p.m.

I don’t think my 56 VW would reach 60.  

Recon1342
Recon1342 Reader
12/20/19 10:15 p.m.

Definitely the Dodge Ramcharger that resides in my  driveway. The other two vehicles are a 2004 Yukon w/ 5.3 LS, and a 2004 V6 powered Ford Escape. 

Biggest motor, slowest vehicle. Don’t care, the RC has them all beat on cool points...

Rodan
Rodan Dork
12/21/19 7:45 a.m.

I think it would be a toss up between our Bronco, and the Traveling Roadshow loaded for a race weekend...

I think both would be somewhere in the low teens...

 

 

b13990
b13990 Reader
12/21/19 7:56 a.m.

I looked up my wife's Accord and she'll get to 60 in 6.6 seconds. So that would be the slowpoke of our meager collection.

(But I got to thinking about the slowest car I've ever owned. Hands down, it was an '85 Corolla with a carburetor. 0-60 in about 16 seconds based on my search. I replaced it with an "Iron Duke" Buick Century and that Buick felt like something from the World of Outlaws in comparison.)

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
12/21/19 8:59 a.m.

My disco is the slowest I have owned.. and it is still a lot faster than many cars on this list

Kreb
Kreb GRM+ Memberand UberDork
12/21/19 10:03 a.m.

I bought a retired flatbed from a local utility. It has a normally aspirated diesel and will happily cary 9000 lbs, but would require a downhill and dangerously high revs to hit 60. 

81cpcamaro
81cpcamaro Dork
12/21/19 10:16 a.m.

I'd say my 1993 Silverado 6.5L Diesel is the slowest, but only because my 75 MGB doesn't have it's original 4 cyl anymore. It is getting a V6 swap. Otherwise the MGB was slower than the truck, by a good bit. The web agrees, Silverado is 13-14 seconds, MGB is 18.5 secs.

Knurled.
Knurled. GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
12/21/19 10:18 a.m.

I don't own it anymore, but my Quantum trapped 66mph in the quarter mile.

 

And this was halfway through fourth gear.

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