David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
3/4/14 10:25 p.m.

Cereal. My Pontiac Catalina Safari can now legally wear a "Koni Equipped" sticker.

Outlandish? Hey, when you're hauling around more than 2.5 tons of screaming steel and sex appeal, you want good shocks.

David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
3/4/14 10:31 p.m.

By the way, pretty sure the rears were original. I'm going to see if Koni can run them on the shock dyno. Even without the dyno, I can tell you that they're toast. The rears aren't fun to change, either. Can't remember ever needing a ladder to swap shocks.

Toyman01
Toyman01 GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
3/4/14 10:37 p.m.

When I had the Roadmaster, on of the first things I did was shocks. They were original and the rears could be compressed and extended as fast as you could move your arms. There was literally nothing left in them.

RoughandReady
RoughandReady Reader
3/4/14 10:46 p.m.

That wagon is sweet. I love the wrap around rear windows. Makes me want to hunt down a caprice.

2002maniac
2002maniac HalfDork
3/4/14 10:52 p.m.

I just ordered STR.T struts for my '95 Odyssey minivan. With the 25% off sale I figured "Why not?"

ssswitch
ssswitch New Reader
3/4/14 11:07 p.m.

It's good that you took care of the shocks because now you can more safely carry engines to swap in the back.

alex
alex UberDork
3/4/14 11:53 p.m.
David S. Wallens wrote: The rears aren't fun to change, either. Can't remember ever needing a ladder to swap shocks.

Yeah, gonna need an elaboration on that.

Flight Service
Flight Service MegaDork
3/5/14 12:12 a.m.
David S. Wallens wrote: Outlandish? Hey, when you're hauling around more than 2.5 tons of screaming steel and sex appeal, you want good shocks.

There is the "say what"

JohnRW1621
JohnRW1621 UltimaDork
3/5/14 4:49 a.m.
David S. Wallens wrote: Hey, when you're hauling around more than 2.5 tons of screaming steel and sex appeal, you want good shocks.

2.5 tons?
I thought JG had lost a lot of weight?

jstein77
jstein77 SuperDork
3/5/14 7:21 a.m.

Padump-bump.

stuart in mn
stuart in mn PowerDork
3/5/14 8:08 a.m.

Those early 70s Pontiacs handled surprisingly well, for big tanks.

nderwater
nderwater UberDork
3/5/14 12:19 p.m.
David S. Wallens wrote: Cereal. My Pontiac Catalina Safari can now legally wear a "Koni Equipped" sticker. Outlandish? Hey, when you're hauling around more than 2.5 tons of screaming steel and sex appeal, you want good shocks.

Can you describe how the ride has changed? I've often thought about this - my biggest complaint with the stock vehicles we own (like our Kia) is the suspension behavior.

David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
3/5/14 5:55 p.m.
alex wrote:
David S. Wallens wrote: The rears aren't fun to change, either. Can't remember ever needing a ladder to swap shocks.
Yeah, gonna need an elaboration on that.

Yeah, I'll write up something more for the web. But short answer, kind of a pain. Glad I didn't attempt to do it in the garage. Removing the body would have made it way easier, though.

David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
3/5/14 5:55 p.m.
nderwater wrote:
David S. Wallens wrote: Cereal. My Pontiac Catalina Safari can now legally wear a "Koni Equipped" sticker. Outlandish? Hey, when you're hauling around more than 2.5 tons of screaming steel and sex appeal, you want good shocks.
Can you describe how the ride has changed? I've often thought about this - my biggest complaint with the stock vehicles we own (like our Kia) is the suspension behavior.

So far I have only driven it 1 mile. That mile felt good. I'll get some real impression soon.

David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
3/5/14 5:56 p.m.
stuart in mn wrote: Those early 70s Pontiacs handled surprisingly well, for big tanks.

In all seriousness, I love driving this thing. Yes, it's huge, but it doesn't drive huge.

Flight Service
Flight Service MegaDork
3/5/14 7:36 p.m.

Are talking huge like USS Enterprise or like Enola Gay?

Junkyard_Dog
Junkyard_Dog Dork
3/5/14 7:41 p.m.
Flight Service wrote: Are talking huge like USS Enterprise or like Enola Gay?

I'd guess Enterprise, since I'm pretty sure you could land the Enola Gay on the hood.

David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
3/5/14 10:52 p.m.
Flight Service wrote: Are talking huge like USS Enterprise or like Enola Gay?

Close to 19 feet long--2 inches longer than a new Suburban, too.

gamby
gamby UltimaDork
3/6/14 9:22 a.m.
David S. Wallens wrote:
Flight Service wrote: Are talking huge like USS Enterprise or like Enola Gay?
Close to 19 feet long--2 inches longer than a new Suburban, too.

That is so gangsta.

TRoglodyte
TRoglodyte Dork
3/6/14 9:57 a.m.
David S. Wallens wrote:
Flight Service wrote: Are talking huge like USS Enterprise or like Enola Gay?
Close to 19 feet long--2 inches longer than a new Suburban, too.

How does that compare to an Armored Personnel Carrier?

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