If you want to scare the German navy, show them this:
I think they're all sunk for now. If they surface again, well, you know what to do. .
And, fer teh newbies, when the canoes attack, you post the thread link and the poster's name in here:
http://grassrootsmotorsports.com/forum/feedback/report-canoes-to-sink/75673/page1/