This is how you write a Craigslist ad!

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/pml/cto/2619410616.html

Very close to not being work safe. Gonna depend on how uptight the people around you are.

ummm.....

Hmmm... Interesting. 5G? Not bad if its in good condition, but let me finish reading.

"Seats? this cockscker has got two. One for you, and one for the hot @ss broad thats gunna be all upons your dck after you buy this car. You're a girl? Sht works both ways. One seat for you, and one seat for that hot @ss dude you've been trying to hook up with for weeks. Deal with it,shts getting serious."

I'd say this qualifies for best of CL...

Cone_Junky wrote: "Seats? this cocks*cker has got two. One for you, and one for the hot @ss broad thats gunna be all upons your d*ck after you buy this car. You're a girl? Sh*t works both ways. One seat for you, and one seat for that hot @ss dude you've been trying to hook up with for weeks. Deal with it,sh*ts getting serious." I'd say this qualifies for best of CL...

Already pushed for it.

Gosh, I always wondered what the people who write for church bulletins did in their spare time.

the writer deserves a motherberkeleying award for that

R33>R32...but thats still some funny sht there! The bit about the rocket and pouring steroids down its throat...average joe doesnt come up with stuff like that, you gotta be some kind of hardcore, monster jams nationals announcer or something...badass

Freakin Canadians. First one of them shows his hootus at the Challenge. Now this.

What? Which Canadian showed his hootus at the Challenge??

Not offended, but not amused either.

Who doesn't like to get sideway?! Terrorists, thats who. Are you a terrorist? No? Then you need this car.

Made me chuckle

The green wheels need to go!!!!

Best ad I've read in a while.

bludroptop wrote: Not offended, but not amused either.

+1

...sounds like he's trying to hard to be funny on craigslist...maybe in an oral rendition on youtube, maybe...with explosions and fire in the background...hmmm

I've always believed that profanity is for those not intelligent enough to know how to express themselves without it. This confirms that belief.

"Manly as fck. It literally oozes testosterone. So much so that its puddling up in the back."

YES!

Sounds like some of you take these way too seriously.

Voted for best of craigslist.

Snowdoggie wrote: Freakin Canadians. First one of them shows his hootus at the Challenge. Now this.

You seem to be awfully hung up on this whole canadian weiner thing. Do we need to get you a subscription to maplewang monthly?