What bumper sticker thread

I lucked out. I got into once of these recently...

Now for the important question. What bumper sticker would you put on it?

GRM stickers are an obvious choice. But for humor?

I was thinking an "Eat more possum" sticker but it doesn't quite have the hilarity factor. I did see a BMW with PORCPIN on the plate. I thought it referenced the old joke:

"What's the difference between a BWM and a porcupine? Porcupines have pricks on the outside." (rim shot!)

"My child was accepted at Harvard, but I decided to maintain a BMW instead"

CMPNS8N. Don't try it if you're in wisconsin though, plate's already on a Jaguar.

My favorite plate is SRYOFCR

I dunno about a bumper sticker, but my License plate would be MWMWMWM or I1I11I11

Bumper stickers are for minivans. I wouldn't put anything on a car that nice.

Humorous for a bmw....dunno. 2ndmrtge?

I saw a vanity tag on a towncar that said xcelr8n, amusingly going 15 under the speed limit.

I don't know about your personal life but, I'd put the stick figure of the man (without the wife, kids, and pets), the BMW logo, dollar signs, and any other luxury items you have.

Mocking this:

RossD wrote: I don't know about your personal life but, I'd put the stick figure of the man (without the wife, kids, and pets), the BMW logo, dollar signs, and any other luxury items you have. Mocking this:

Not a bad choice; there aren't enough other common bumper sticker things out there to mock anymore.

RossD wrote: I don't know about your personal life but, I'd put the stick figure of the man (without the wife, kids, and pets), the BMW logo, dollar signs, and any other luxury items you have. Mocking this:

Gee

Knee

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I am gonna go get a stick figure me, wifey, dog, and 4 dollar signs

4cylndrfury wrote:

RossD wrote: I don't know about your personal life but, I'd put the stick figure of the man (without the wife, kids, and pets), the BMW logo, dollar signs, and any other luxury items you have. Mocking this:

Gee Knee Us I am gonna go get a stick figure me, wifey, dog, and 4 dollar signs

Hey I didn't know you're Randall Munroe! Man, love your comic!

Who puts bumper stickers on their cars anymore?

Only when they lay me to advertise for them

Another good license plate: B8B88B